Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:52 am
Dizzi wrote:sorry for bump Aunty C.
You have such a bad memory
or your perception of time is totally corrupted by alcohol
When was the last time I was on red? I have been sick for like the last three weeks and in that time have had like maybe a drink twice, but if your keeping up when I am drinking Mr Seiko this could be a good thing as most know I have an attention span of a flea (unless your going Mac 2 with your hair on fun) and about the same for remembering the last time I drink.
Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:06 am
Aunty Cath wrote:fireyrob wrote:Welcome to the forum Aunty CathI do have a burning sensation in a place best not described online, no matter how much cream I rub into it it just wont go away! What should I do?
And judging by your question, you are just an open book aren't you, my little rambunctious rabbit? No hiding behind bushels for you.
Well, let me see. You've been rubbing plenty of cream in yourself, have you? And it's not going away? Well I think, since you belong to a close family, you might want to enlist your lovely and devoted wife to assist you in that. I'm sure she's gentle and patient, and will rub for as long as it takes to make you feel better. Ask her to try that for a week, and let me know if you still have problems. I may have something else up my sleeve that will fix you in a jiffy, but I'd prefer you try a less invasive option first, my little shamrock. And don't forget: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:56 am