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Goose Of The Week...

Postby hoffy » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:02 pm

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Goose Of The Week...

Postby tim » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:06 am

Poor women! :(
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Re: Goose Of The Week...

Postby aardvark » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:48 am

I can't tell if that's a Ferrari or a Hyundai? :? :lol:
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Re: Goose Of The Week...

Postby laidback » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:09 am

aardvark wrote:I can't tell if that's a Ferrari or a Hyundai? :? :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol: or is that a Ferundai...
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Re: Goose Of The Week...

Postby Glen » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:42 am

" Swerved to miss an oncoming car"

Toolspeak for

" Oh my god mate, I was on da phone to my fully sik bro when all of a sudden theres was a corner and i mished it. I could not believe it, then those stupid bitches were standing there so I aimed at them so I did not scratch my fully sick paint on their dumb bitch pieice of shit car mate. It's OK though my cousin Habib did the cut and shut for me so he'll be able to fix it up so it's fully hectic again"
It's really all about standing around drinking Dave's beer.
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Re: Goose Of The Week...

Postby ZXR750 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:05 pm

Glen wrote:" Swerved to miss an oncoming car"

Toolspeak for

" Oh my god mate, I was on da phone to my fully sik bro when all of a sudden theres was a corner and i mished it. I could not believe it, then those stupid bitches were standing there so I aimed at them so I did not scratch my fully sick paint on their dumb bitch pieice of shit car mate. It's OK though my cousin Habib did the cut and shut for me so he'll be able to fix it up so it's fully hectic again"


Glen your fully fu*'n rasist bro. Its skips like use that give us fully sik bros bad names.
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Re: Goose Of The Week...

Postby Glen » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:52 pm

Not so much racist but I do like my Stereotypes........and Fat Pizza :)

He could've been heading home after a drive by so I'd best be careful.
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Re: Goose Of The Week...

Postby Smitty » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:04 pm

Glen wrote:" Swerved to miss an oncoming car"

Toolspeak for

" Oh my god mate, I was on da phone to my fully sik bro when all of a sudden theres was a corner and i mished it. I could not believe it, then those stupid bitches were standing there so I aimed at them so I did not scratch my fully sick paint on their dumb bitch pieice of shit car mate. It's OK though my cousin Habib did the cut and shut for me so he'll be able to fix it up so it's fully hectic again"


hehehe

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Re: Goose Of The Week...

Postby Strika » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:53 pm

Fuck...what's wrong with you Hoffy. After all, who hasn't biffed their Ferrari/Porsche/Lambo when chatting up some lush babe while on the mobile. I've forgotten how many times i've done it! :lol:

I thought you were going to post up about that poor prick who got charged with manslaughter when a mate he was towing from his car fell off his skateboard, smacked his head and died. I still reckon they should leave the poor kid alone. FFS, his mate was the daredevil who wanted to do it, I can't see how the kid is due a manslaughter charge?? I hope it get's thrown out of court by a realistic magistrate who once was a kid too. :roll:
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Re: Goose Of The Week...

Postby hoffy » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:59 pm

Fuk Marty, have u got dimentia ya old karrn, u keep changing subject.. :lol:
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