jokes

[kawa 06]

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks



# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks



# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain



# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."



# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.



# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.



# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?

- Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

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