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Mens Help Line..

Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:51 am

Mens Help Line..

Hi John,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind my motorbike. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment crouched behind the bike that I noticed a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Re: Mens Help Line..

Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:10 pm

Lmao thats just a little bit funny :D

Re: Mens Help Line..

Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:13 pm

Important question ;)

Re: Mens Help Line..

Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:36 pm

Haha :)

Re: Mens Help Line..

Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:53 pm

MadKaw wrote:Mens Help Line..

Hi John,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind my motorbike. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment crouched behind the bike that I noticed a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?


It depends on how good your welding skills are. If you grind the crack out completely and then fill it in with good quality welds, it will be as strong as new. :kuda:

Re: Mens Help Line..

Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:39 pm

Nelso wrote:
MadKaw wrote:Mens Help Line..

Hi John,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind my motorbike. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment crouched behind the bike that I noticed a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?


It depends on how good your welding skills are. If you grind the crack out completely and then fill it in with good quality welds, it will be as strong as new. :kuda:


which crack are you talking about? :lol:

Re: Mens Help Line..

Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Mens Help Line..

Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:19 pm

I'd replace the whole bracket, something as important as that demands your full attention and care!

Wait, why were you there again?.. meh probably doesn't matter :lol:
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