telemarketer,

Had a call from a telemarketer on Friday who was selling funeral insurance.
I've listened to his "spill", he then asked if he can get one of his agents to give me a follow up call this week? I said , no thanks.
He insisted that I should have this thing....
I said no again, but said I've had a few questions for him, he said OK
I asked where are you calling from? He said India
I've asked have you always lived there? He said, yes, this life
I've asked, how about the last life? He said lived and died in England.
I've then asked him if he was happy? he said yes.
My next question was: did you have funeral insurance in the last life? he said NO.
I've commented then : and you're happy he said yes

I've said " I rest my case

He said: POINT TAKEN,

The question is Pete - true story or joke?

True Tim, I swear..

Nice work Pete

hehehe...on ya Pete.