nekas poem.."ode to a biker"

[Neka79]

this is a poem i wrote at my PT course wen i was bored....ive tried to have it published in amcn/2 wheels but no luck yet..sum of ya have seen it, those who havent...read on...

I don’t wanna be here today,
I wanna go outside an play,
With a hacky, or on my bike,
Or sum other object that I like

The group of stuff I like has tits,
‘Cept women give me the farking shits,
I love my bike, I’ll ride till I die,
But chicks drive past, they catch my eye

Sum other stuff I like is beer,
It doesn’t whinge or nag my ear,
The pub has food,and other folk,
Who like to drink & share a joke

I go out riding on said bike,
I give it heaps and really hike
If they catch me I would say,
Theyd lock me up and throw the key away

I could not live life in a cell,
Id have no bike, it would be hell,
Stoppies, wheelies, burnouts on the roll,
I could not do these in that hole

I could not smoke or drink a beer,
No BBQ with steak to sear,
Thered be no women or no porn
My hand would be a little worn

Ok so this place aint so bad,
Study sucks but if I had,
The chance to study or be locked up
ID WAG THE DAY TO GET THE FRONT WHEEL UP!!!!



NEKA.

[Quarkz]

Well it doesn't apply to the lady bikers now does it! Nice work Neka, didn't think you were the poetry type

[Smitty]

oh yeah..........
I can REALLY see AMCN/2Whls publishing this...not

neka
try Australian Poetry Monthly......
or .....Ralf !(ya know, the mag with the sheila with big bazookas and a bikini)
hehe

keep trying, mate
coz I would like to see what you do when you are not bored

cheers

[spekt-r]

I think the last verse is great, got a grin outta me.

[Neka79]

i got abt 5 poems i wrote...
the bike one
one about beer
one abt women
one abt death
cant remeber the rest....there all a piss take tho, not serious..
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"



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[Neka79]

thanks spekt..i like it all, cos its original, and its mine..none of this
copying shit...i like originality..
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"



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[mrmina]

ur just full of talent neka.

[Neka79]

glad sum1 realises it!!
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"

> ur just full of talent neka.





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[aardvark]

ur just full of talent neka.

I have noticed Mina misuses this word quite often.

Previous quotes include:
"I'm going to take a talent."
"That Honda is a piece of talent."
"Eat talent and die."

[mrmina]

good to see ur on the same wave lenght jase.