I cant stand harley riders Hope your barbers friend seen the chrome shine of the carby on the side of the road Aussie
Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph???
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.
Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.
Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Milwaukee?
A: If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the ‘teeth brush’
Q: How do you tell if a Harley rider has had sex?
A: His middle finger is clean.
Q: What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
A: Sturgis !
Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
A: The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.
Q: How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
A: Both have pricks on their back.
Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A: If you leave them alone long enough, they'll both mark their territory.
Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A: They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
Q: What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
A: The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.
Q: Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
A: To be able to tell if they're moving or not !
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i had trouble at the pink ribbon ride and a harley rider and pillion helped me out, so now they get the nod 
that suxs..
