Have a problem with Myna birds

[Frank]

Just play Justin Beiber loud - they'll fuck off.

Trouble with that is everyone & everything will fuck off

[fireyrob]

Reasonable excuse for discharging a weapon at a Myna bird pull the other one

[laidback]

Mynas are a pest species so only have to satisfy whoever that they were dispatched humanely.

I suppose blown to bits is humane (quick) and provices fresh meat for magies etc.

[Frank]

Reasonable excuse for discharging a weapon at a Myna bird pull the other one

Like I said Rob let them try it and see how far they will get, esp with that .50cal jobby i the OP. You 'll have the guys in black vests kicking your door in faster than you can say who's there!

[fireyrob]

Thanks to this thread, the next defence for a shooting in Sydney is 'I was firing at a Myna bird your honour'

[Lucy]

Reasonable excuse for discharging a weapon at a Myna bird pull the other one

Works for me, AND I get paid to do it too!

[fireyrob]

I get paid to strip at hen's nights! Its the internet you can believe what you like

[Naked Twin]

Just play Justin Beiber loud - they'll fuck off.

I think I would top myself though

[ZXR750]

Reasonable excuse for discharging a weapon at a Myna bird pull the other one

Works for me, AND I get paid to do it too!

Any chance you could come around my place and work your magic???
Too many of the dirty dirty mynas around my place.

[Jonnymac]

Hmmm this topic has got interesting. So Lucy any chance of an intro?
Lawyer?
Indian myna hunter?
Kawasaki rider?
I am intrigued......

[Gosling1]

......I get paid to put my clothes back on at hen's nights! Its the internet you can believe what you like .....

edited for accuracy

[fireyrob]

Im working on the guns for the xmas party

[98ninja]

The muzzle signature on a winchester .177 is a dull pop (Im told.......). Hardly a bang (not that Im condoning this)

[Chitchats]

I get paid to strip at hen's nights! Its the internet you can believe what you like

You too eh,

[born green]

22 cal sub sonic's work well, peeps next door dont hear a thing