Wife Says She Felt A Bump When She Parked

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Wife Says She Felt A Bump When She Parked

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Yes his wife says she felt a bump when she parked her pickup in the garage. :shock: Husband says but my Corvette was parked in the garage :?
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Good one (only its a Ferrari underneath)
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At least she missed the Scooter! :lol:
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oooops!!
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Oh yeah a Ferrari

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Oh yeah a Ferrari well then it doesn't matter then. :shock:
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Post by Stereo »

uhm, there was no room for that truck in there anyway...

perhaps the husband came home and found a ferrari in the garage....

he had seen her talking to the ferrari salesman a few days earlier driving past the yard .... damned suave italians!

so he got home.... and there is this ferrari parked in HIS spot! Dirty Italian must be bangin his gorgeous wife!

So he decides to teach the dirty italian a lesson he will never forget...

*WHAAAMMMOOO* *CRUNCH* and whatnot!

He gets out of the truck, slams the entrance door to the house............................

To find a crowd of people who yelll SURPRISE!

He stands there stunned as a man with a mullet....

His wife kisses him on the cheek and whispers "happy birthday huney, I know you have always wanted to drive a ferrari, so I hired one for you for a week!"
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