Some Handy one liners
Police Comments (USA)
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just went through."
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document!"
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't...Sign here."
One for Aardy
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Glen
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do they have to sign the fine over there??aardvark wrote:The copper is saying that she isn't a pretty woman, so go ahead and sign.Neka79 wrote:i dont get number 1??
why "sign here" ??
maybe its sarcasm...
When people ask:
"Can you give me a caution?"
My usual response is:
"Sure. Don't stand up in a canoe."
Probably explains all the complaints I get.
hahah love the caution... smart ass....
if they ask "can u give me a warning"?? do u flail ur arms around going "warning warning danger will robinson" and giggle??
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BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANeka79 wrote:do they have to sign the fine over there??aardvark wrote:The copper is saying that she isn't a pretty woman, so go ahead and sign.Neka79 wrote:i dont get number 1??
why "sign here" ??
maybe its sarcasm...
When people ask:
"Can you give me a caution?"
My usual response is:
"Sure. Don't stand up in a canoe."
Probably explains all the complaints I get.
hahah love the caution... smart ass....
if they ask "can u give me a warning"?? do u flail ur arms around going "warning warning danger will robinson" and giggle??
<chortle> <spit>
If he does that, i want pics and vid
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