It started off with Neka going to a Night Club that was full of really friendly men but hardly any women! and the woman that were there all had short haircuts and just kept to themselves, but it didn't matter 'cos the guys were all REALLY friendly! and Young Neka made himself a new best friend called Bubba! Bubba even bought Neka a drink! ... it was after this that Poor Neka can't remember what happened until he woke up the next morning, He thinks he must have fallen over, Bubba told him he slipped in the shower picking up some soap so that must have been it! Also Bubba seems to have forgotten Nekas name now 'cos he keeps calling him "Mybitch" or something like that! anyway that's when Neka took this photo.....
Ok so maybe it isn't Neka
it's actually a Photo from the Advrider forum of a guy that stuffed up a jump ... or so he says! 
thats farkin serious bruising 
