Why you shouldn't drink and ride!!!

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Why you shouldn't drink and ride!!!

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Been there, done that... But change the milkshake to pizza and helmet to a breathing set during a fire... It wasnt pretty :oops:
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Mate, you wait till you have a hayfever sneezing attack riding through the country :shock:
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fireyrob wrote:Been there, done that... But change the milkshake to pizza and helmet to a breathing set during a fire... It wasnt pretty :oops:
The ol hurl in the BG-4 trick huh?? No not pleasant by any stretch of tthe imagination :shock: :(
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actually, if you've seen the clip that comes from.

its a biker that goes to macca's "ghostrider style" with helmet and gear on, then eats with it all on, by jamming the burger and chips in the front of the helmet, then pouring the lemonade in through the visor bit. while he's munching away... :lol:

i think its on a ghostrider vid.
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lmao :lol: :lol:
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Marginally worse than sneezing in your helmet with the flu I would think

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Often caused as a result of extended periods trying to get around a GSX-R 1300 "also known as Visual Assault Induced Nausea" (VAIN disease) or "Spewsuki-itus" as it's commonly known..





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Yes- my medical text book also said that the main way to avoid contacting 'VAIN' was to remain so focused on the nice looking butt of the Spewzuki rider in front of you that you become totally immune to what type of bike the rider is on and the virus has no way of infecting you. This method will work for both riders of GSXR 1300's and GSXR 600's.
Unfortunately, it also says that this method of immunity against 'VAIN' disease could lead to excessive dribbling, mind altering fantasies,and severe concentration issues, which, if left untreated can cause multi-organ failure due to above metioned vehicles running uncontrollably off the road!!! 8) :lol:

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Black Magic wrote: Unfortunately, it also says that this method of immunity against 'VAIN' disease could lead to excessive dribbling, mind altering fantasies,and severe concentration issues, which, if left untreated can cause multi-organ failure due to above metioned vehicles running uncontrollably off the road!!! 8) :lol:

Hmmm had to read that bit twice ..... I may have registered some other meaning momentarily completely out of character of our BM :lol: :lol: :lol:
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IsleofNinja wrote:
Hmmm had to read that bit twice ..... I may have registered some other meaning momentarily completely out of character of our BM :lol: :lol: :lol:
What!? Me put a word out of place? Never! You must be reading it wrong!
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