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Found a Young Girl

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Last night I found a young homeless girl hidden amongst the bins.
She was dirty and smelled terrible, but I knew under all that grime was a pretty girl.
I took her in and bathed her, but as I toweled her down I became aroused.
One thing led to another and before I knew it I was frantically fucking her on the bathroom floor......
at one point I was banging her so hard and fast that you'de have thought she was still alive.
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You sick puppy...I must be too as I had a good chuckle...hehehe
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laidback1952 wrote:You sick puppy...I must be too as I had a good chuckle...hehehe
Is that a frozen whales knob that polar bear is sitting on? :lol:
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Dunno but he seems to have a good grip on it...
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You have no shame :lol:
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hoffy V2.0 wrote:You have no shame :lol:
I had to think about that for about .0000000003 of a second,
you're absolutely correct :kuda:
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...... must remember not to hide the dead women in seiko's garbage :lol:
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I usually can laugh at this type of humour, but I kinda found it quite distasteful?????? Faark, I must be getting old!!!! :oops:
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Strika wrote:I usually can laugh at this type of humour, but I kinda found it quite distasteful?????? Faark, I must be getting old!!!! :oops:
Probably because from anyone you would just have a laugh, but from Seiko you'd be thinking he might just have done it :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MickLC wrote:
Strika wrote:I usually can laugh at this type of humour, but I kinda found it quite distasteful?????? Faark, I must be getting old!!!! :oops:
Probably because from anyone you would just have a laugh, but from Seiko you'd be thinking he might just have done it :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well if we only had Fiction and Non Fiction sections....... :lol:
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Don't fiction and non-fiction sometimes blurrr after a tipple or 2?
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hahahaahahaah I like it !

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Sickness like this is to burying kittens and mowing the lawn you sik mofo, they say that leads to being a Seiko killer in behaviour.

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Jonno wrote:Sickness like this is to burying kittens and mowing the lawn you sik mofo, they say that leads to being a Seiko killer in behaviour.

Toot toot :P
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Well when I was a less temperate, bored teenager growing up in Bannockburn............... :shock: ....
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lol love it sad thing i know someone who would prob get of on that for real.......... the town STALKER lol ....... his name is ......... well i work with him call him passion fingers lol
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