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RustyAs
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Census Form

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Subject: The Census form
The Government has just sent my Census form back!! :shock:

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable bastards, 80,000 people in our 103 penal establishments, the occupants of Mt Druitt, Doonside, Auburn & Punchbowl and half of fucking !' ASIA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Apparently they said, swearing is not allowed !!! :kuda: :kuda: :kuda:
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nice one RustyAS your only tellen the true :) :) :kuda: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: if they only relised how close to the truth you are
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:lol: :lol: if they only relised how close to the truth you are
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