MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

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MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

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Hi everyone just saw this and had to share!

Cya Dutchy :D :kuda: 8)

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
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No Anaesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, such as headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

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I got a rope that does the same job :)

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Yeah see your point mate but with a rope you have to get close. A British marine sniper just got a world record he took out two Talaban at 1450 meters. :kuda:

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I Like :kuda: :kuda:
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That was 1.45 MILES and it was in 2009. He took out two Taliban and then destroyed the machine gun they were manning.
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Bloody fantastic, thanks mate for setting me straight I wasn't sure what year it was, but it was a great piece of shooting though.

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