Weird things you do/used to do on a bike!

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:28 am

Neka, Oct 6th.....

GForce · Post by **GForce** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:55 am

parked next to a car full of chicks at the lights and while they were looking at me, i start humping my tank. chicks full dig that!!! they went crazy and started blowing me kisses.

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:09 am

Cousins Storm ute and 7 at lights, I am going silly looking at him reving bike to redline

I am not even looking, just going stupid

, he takes time to point at green light and still smoke me.
I dump the clutch at spin and no control revs, road is cambered to the max, one way then hump then the other sloping steeply into a gutter (you would think I would learn about drains

)
Luckily cuz'd GF spots me comng at warp speed, totally messed up, warns him, he veers and lets me through with a dry cleaning bill to follow.
Next lights (NO traffic villians

) We had a level road and attention on the job at hand

BUT the moral is - Mind on the job !!! Spend the time NOW or you will have a LOT of time think about it later, or none at all depending on how lucky you are.

les2010 · Post by **les2010** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:16 am

Very short answer, use your imagination.

Bike on center stand, girlfriend, drive-in (remember those), drunk, horny, life time ban from the Elizabeth drive-in, arrested, court appearance, 2 years probation and a very very angry and vengeful Girlfriends father.
Les

N.B. God what I would do to be that young and stupid again.

les2010 · Post by **les2010** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:22 am

Go to the pub get so stinking drunk i'd walk outside get on the bike put the key in the ignition, take it of the center or side stand and put my feet on the pegs then proceed to fall over wit hthe bike, I suppose I should have started it and put it in gear, that may have helped but I didn't figure it out, used to be a Saturday night tradition at the PJ hotel in Salisbury S.A., until I did it in front of the cops one night, then it wasn't so funny.
Les

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:30 pm

GForce wrote:parked next to a car full of chicks at the lights and while they were looking at me, i start humping my tank. chicks full dig that!!! they went crazy and started blowing me kisses.

mate..i picked up 3 girls one night doin that shit..carted em round on the bikes for 6 months, not 1 of em put out, so i didnt bother nemore...mind u they were 17...lol

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:31 pm

sorry abt the size of the p[ic..cant resize..dunno how... they will take it down in a few hrs...lol

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:06 pm

So what you're saying is...not one of those girls is a weird thing you did on a bike!

mike-s · Post by **mike-s** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:48 am

I think he's saying the weird thing is they didn't put out.

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:23 am

mike-s wrote:I think he's saying the weird thing is they didn't put out.

I thought that was normal for Neka!

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:45 pm

Strika wrote:
mike-s wrote:I think he's saying the weird thing is they didn't put out.
I thought that was normal for Neka!

nah...bloody bitches...they use to flash their tits etc while we were riding, but nope...they didnt put out, so i farked em off...

Saki · Post by **Saki** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:32 am

i went to the super market one time and bought so much shit it wouldn't fit in my backpack. So chucked all the shopping bags onto the old ninja as paniers! went down a treat..

Went to a hamburger shop one time but didn't have my bag so i just chucked all the burger in the bag as a panier, kept checking it to make sure they didn't get stuffed up. Anyway just as i pilled up, the bike got hungry and not my teeth, but the teeth on the sprocket decided to destroy and fill the chain with egg and meat!! good it looks funny!!

gave it a good scrub and came up all good!

and we only have 1 burger at the end of it!

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:14 am

Ok..... I bought this house recently.... its a great house, needs some gardening work etc ofcourse.... problem is....I dont own a car...

Both my wife and I own motorcycles....

Bunnings seems quite close but it takes a good hour to walk there, and you have to cross the motorway via a dodgy bridge without a footpath, so its not fun...

Anyway.... I needed some concrete mix and a shovel...

I went to bunnings, stuffed a 20KG bag of cement mix into my backpack and bought a shovel..... which I slid between my back and my backpack sideways... I rode home like that.... I bruised the hell out of my back and the entire time I was riding I was incredibly concious of how much this concrete weighed and exactly what would happen if one of the straps of my backpack happened to let go..... (imagine 20KG of weight suddenly on your arm just above the elbow)...

In hindsight it was the stupidest thing i have ever done on a bike...

Saki · Post by **Saki** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:18 am

wat bike was this on ?