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Strika wrote:Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...

Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.

Mate, look, While i Know you're right, You could be a little more sensitive to my feelings. I only showed you mine because you showed me yours first. And frankly, after seeing it, I was shocked and amazed at not only it's girth and length, but also how handsome it looks! I bet now that you are single you have girls chomping at the bit so to speak to let them have a little piece!!! I certainly know that Cath just loves it. She hasn't stopped smiling since!

dave#3 wrote:

Strika wrote:Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...

Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.

Mate, look, While i Know you're right, You could be a little more sensitive to my feelings. I only showed you mine because you showed me yours first. And frankly, after seeing it, I was shocked and amazed at not only it's girth and length, but also how handsome it looks! I bet now that you are single you have girls chomping at the bit so to speak to let them have a little piece!!! I certainly know that Cath just loves it. She hasn't stopped smiling since!

Dave let's look at proper..

Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .

hoffy wrote:

dave#3 wrote:

Strika wrote:Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...

Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.

Mate, look, While i Know you're right, You could be a little more sensitive to my feelings. I only showed you mine because you showed me yours first. And frankly, after seeing it, I was shocked and amazed at not only it's girth and length, but also how handsome it looks! I bet now that you are single you have girls chomping at the bit so to speak to let them have a little piece!!! I certainly know that Cath just loves it. She hasn't stopped smiling since!

Dave let's look at proper..

Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .

Not entirely

hoffy wrote:

dave#3 wrote:

Strika wrote:Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...

Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.

Mate, look, While i Know you're right, You could be a little more sensitive to my feelings. I only showed you mine because you showed me yours first. And frankly, after seeing it, I was shocked and amazed at not only it's girth and length, but also how handsome it looks! I bet now that you are single you have girls chomping at the bit so to speak to let them have a little piece!!! I certainly know that Cath just loves it. She hasn't stopped smiling since!

Dave let's look at proper..

Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .

Not totally my fault....well not my fault at all really! Strika's been hanging around a bit and seeing the size of that makes me put two and two together..if you know what I mean???

dave#3 wrote:

hoffy wrote:Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .

Not totally my fault....well not my fault at all really! Strika's been hanging around a bit and seeing the size of that makes me put two and two together..if you know what I mean???

Ya gotta admit, she was totally gagging for it. Did you like the video I left for you? I thought it was a nice touch, letting you see her squealing like that. Give's you a benchmark to aim for, so to speak

dave#3 wrote:

hoffy wrote:
Dave let's look at proper..

Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .

Not totally my fault....well not my fault at all really! Strika's been hanging around a bit and seeing the size of that makes me put two and two together..if you know what I mean???

What all 2 1/2 inches ?

hoffy wrote:

dave#3 wrote:

hoffy wrote:
Dave let's look at proper..

Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .

Not totally my fault....well not my fault at all really! Strika's been hanging around a bit and seeing the size of that makes me put two and two together..if you know what I mean???

What all 2 1/2 inches ?

Yeah it is...across the eye!!!

Yeah it is...across the eye!!! [/quote]

Are you getting you millimetres mixed up with your centimetres again..

I told u, a Centeimetre is 10 millimetres OK

brendanzxr wrote:Ok sorry if i offended anyone, i will get a brain enlargement somehow?

Brendan you are the biggest dick head... fuck off back to the little hole you crawled out of

robracer wrote:

brendanzxr wrote:Ok sorry if i offended anyone, i will get a brain enlargement somehow?

Brendan you are the biggest dick head... fuck off back to the little hole you crawled out of

I have always worked on the basis that yours might be bigger but mines cuter.....

Also as Quagmire said "You never feel as big as you do when you're with a pygmy"

I always wanted an 8" cock














Instead of this bloody great thing

lol

photomike666 wrote:I always wanted an 8" cock














Instead of this bloody great thing

lol

I can stand the shit if you can stand the pain Mike!!

brendanzxr wrote:Go for it dave i think brad pitt has got a penis enlargement for angie, it worked wonders i hear .

She just had twins, he better go back for more!

Here I was thinking this thread was gonna be about upgrading to a bigger bike......................

Why do you want a goat enlargement ?? Run out of gaffa tape ?? try * Hamsters * they are nice and warm (allegedly), and don' squeal (much) and their teeth aren't 'that' big .....