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hoffy wrote:Hey Cath how Horny does Dave make you out of 10?

..is it more than a Goat would ?

Dave = 9/10

Got = 11/10

Sorry Dave, but the goat is better hung .... maybe once he's had the penis enlargement he'll be more interesting

Cath wrote:

hoffy wrote:Hey Cath how Horny does Dave make you out of 10?

..is it more than a Goat would ?

Dave = 9/10

Got = 11/10

Sorry Dave, but the goat is better hung .... maybe once he's had the penis enlargement he'll be more interesting

Thats unusual !! I would never have guessed ......

Cath wrote:

hoffy wrote:Hey Cath how Horny does Dave make you out of 10?

..is it more than a Goat would ?

Dave = 9/10

Got = 11/10

Sorry Dave, but the goat is better hung .... maybe once he's had the penis enlargement he'll be more interesting

Hmph! When I signed up to be the Organ player, my understanding was that I was to play in a chapel...not a cathedral?

dave#3 wrote:chapel...not a cathedral?

I would make the comparison more...a canoe to the Queen Mary 2 superliner..

I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face!! Keep it up guys and girls

Colette wrote:I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face!! Keep it up guys and girls

Sounds like its the goat that needs to keep it up for Cath!

You guys aren't from Kalgoorlie are you?

kiddy petting zoo's at childrens parties will never be the same

Great news Marty. The goat is a sensational option....

It doesn't speak.
Can almost turn it's head 180 degrees
It'll keep the grass down
If you keep it on it's own it'll never stray with other goats.
It can't spend money.
If it happens to throw a kid, the maintenance payments are really cheap
If it gives you the shits you can .....ahem.....dispose of it.

I have lived such a sheltered life

I didn't put this in the thanks thread and probably should have.

A huge thanks goes to Cath! For without her, I never, ever, ever would have realised that I had a fetish for some good old fashioned goat loving!