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Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:30 am
by rooster
unfortunately the mutant coffee caused problems with Chuck's internals causing him to fart an enormous blue flame right in front of Madkaw causing the following scene
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Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:14 pm
by Glen
When all of a sudden Chuck tipped into a right hander and found Steven Segal lying in the middle of the road, his leg shattered and his bike on fire, deja vu is true, Chuck thought to himself......only this time it's Chuck vu
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:24 pm
by Dizzi
at which point Bauer comes round the corner and manages to avoid Segal and Chuck....
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:44 pm
by rooster
and chuck a massive wheelstand thereby avoiding further problems, however he did not realise that KAOS lay in wait around the bend
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:42 pm
by Glen
Fortunately though Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 were riding ZX10's with awesome brakes and skill to match, missed the pile of debris and cleaned up KAOS with the help of Himey.......
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:48 pm
by hoffy
There were specially modified ZX10's that actually had GOOD brakes, not the real life shit one's ..
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:24 pm
by z900/zx9
Yes they came from fairy land ,and there wheels were made of burger rings so that incase of a BBQ and riders down they wouldnt splatter them.
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:48 am
by rooster
In reality it was Himey who saved the day by organising a BBQ and drink session at a secret address somewhere near a Macquarie town and therby removing the mobile chicane ZX10s off the road leaving it free for ZRXs to run wild
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:00 pm
by smithy5
The ZRX's ran wild and kept running until they were out of sight. by this time the BBQ at Macquarie Town (Windsor) was over and the ZX10's were back on the road heading north up the Putty..........................
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:28 am
by rooster
then in a moment of sheer randiness a ZRX1100 copulated with a ZX10 and in 9 months there was a.....
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Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:56 am
by Supafrog
a baby ninja?
Re: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jack Bauer
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:58 pm
by Reedy
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist...and a kawasaki.