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Tack wrote:"She said I was cute, small and wrinkly so he named me after his best bit"

How did you know I called my ballsack Oskar????


How about..............."I wish my owner would grow some balls and lean the fucker!"

or.........."I'm not fat....it's just my winter coat"

or.........."eight puppies, nine nipples.....and I only have one mouth"

or.........."if I sleep long enough, I might grow into this coat"

or.........."Yeah...I might look cute now.....but just wait till I chew up your new Alpine star leathers"

A ribbon for a collar and a $2.50 picnic blanket for a bed......
Lifes good....................NOT!!!!!!!

How come I have to sleep in the back of the Apollo, life is so unfair.....

"Sure, I know i'm cute, but if that flash goes off once more, I'm gunna bite someone"

You just wouldn't believe the day I've had......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Once they stop gawking that Camry headrest looks delicious

"Crap, If he treats me like his bike he's gonna write long winded stories about me, drop me onto his car and call me Rex. Then, he'll ride me and expect me to be faster than the bloody greyhounds at the park"

mikor ÉN felnő ÉN lesz nagy és erős

God my mum's such a "bitch"
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Just two more sleeps and l'll be big enough to lick my own balls.

tim wrote:"Crap, If he treats me like his bike he's gonna write long winded stories about me, drop me onto his car and call me Rex. Then, he'll ride me and expect me to be faster than the bloody greyhounds at the park"

That's actually pretty fucking funny

"i wonder if my master tyres taste like his slippers?"

or

"i'm growing into my wrinkles master!!! PLEASE dont iron 'em out!!!!!"

taxidermist needed...spell check smitty

appologies have now read initial thread through...was caption only..........not what dog is thinking.................not much i can add with out the hole hole getting deeper...nice pup...shall go and sit with my dog as pennance

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the next President of the United States.

"even something as cute as me needs it's beauty sleep"