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Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 4:34 pm**

7THSIN wrote:I use whatever your daughters leave in the shower.

Thats the same brand I used when I was younger

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 5:42 pm**

tightarse.

funny enough my missus likes using my Mach3, she at least has the courtesy to tell me she used them so i'm able to be extra careful & don't hack my face off.

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 6:01 pm**

greeny wrote:I always say the More Blades the better.

You would agree with that wouldn't you Neka

HOOOONDA

Don't you use a butter knife mate?

Posted: **Fri May 26, 2006 5:55 pm**

This bloke was an expert on razors

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2006 4:03 pm**

YAPPA wrote:
mrmina wrote:mach 3 all around
BWAHAHAHAHA.......BWAHAHAHA

Can see u doing that ya cueball

mate its gotta be done

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2006 4:28 pm**

I wanna see a Hi-Tech cut throat razor that vibrates.... I bet it would come in red to make cleaning easier...

Funny how a cut throat has 1 blade and can deliver one of the best shaves, yet we're getting lugged with $15+ per 4 pack of heads for triple blade crap that just goes blunt and has to be thrown out anyway.. *sighs* rip off bastards...

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2006 5:05 pm**

tell me about it.

i can only get two shaves per blade.

if i go more i getting shaving rash like a mofo

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2006 5:24 pm**

hmmm , if the 2nd or 3rd blade missed it what makes them think the 4th or 5th will get it

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2006 5:54 pm**

because ....

The first blade distracts the hair
while the second and third blades sneak up behind it cutting of any escape routes.
The fourth and fifth blade attempt to coax the hair from it's hiding spot using modern counselling techniques.
The sixth posing as a passing motorist acts as a decoy
allowing the 7th and 8th blades to swoop down and quickly overpower the hair
the ninth blade disguised as a postman delivers a small dose of chloroform
allowing blades 10 through 13 to remove the hair and escort it away for further questioning
the 14th blade informs the hair of its rights
the 15th handles the paperwork
and the 16th blade is just along for the ride.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2006 6:35 pm**

someone thought about that to much didnt they

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2006 7:14 pm**

mrmina wrote:
YAPPA wrote:
mrmina wrote:mach 3 all around
BWAHAHAHAHA.......BWAHAHAHA

Can see u doing that ya cueball
mate its gotta be done

have you got a pic with hair mina? I can't for the life of me guess what sort of hair you would have if ya grew it

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2006 7:52 pm**

f.ck it just grow a beard

Posted: **Mon May 29, 2006 3:59 pm**

smek wrote:because ....

The first blade distracts the hair
while the second and third blades sneak up behind it cutting of any escape routes.
The fourth and fifth blade attempt to coax the hair from it's hiding spot using modern counselling techniques.
The sixth posing as a passing motorist acts as a decoy
allowing the 7th and 8th blades to swoop down and quickly overpower the hair
the ninth blade disguised as a postman delivers a small dose of chloroform
allowing blades 10 through 13 to remove the hair and escort it away for further questioning
the 14th blade informs the hair of its rights
the 15th handles the paperwork
and the 16th blade is just along for the ride.

mate i think those exams are getting to u

Posted: **Mon May 29, 2006 4:01 pm**

YAPPA wrote:
mrmina wrote:
YAPPA wrote: BWAHAHAHAHA.......BWAHAHAHA

Can see u doing that ya cueball
mate its gotta be done
have you got a pic with hair mina? I can't for the life of me guess what sort of hair you would have if ya grew it

i had an afro.
sorry mate, i think i have distroyed all the pics of afro mina

Posted: **Mon May 29, 2006 4:04 pm**

Nah, Smek stole that from the Late Show.

Still good though...

Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

what's next, ten blades?