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Strika wrote:Head like a half chewed minty!

Reminds me of my ex's favourite ones for 'less attractive' people-

'A head like a dropped pie'

or

'A head like a smashed crab'

Or a face like a busted fart!

Benno wrote:Or a face like a busted fart!

Or this one came to mind...dunno why

Keep it shiny side up!!!!!


More lean than a loan shark!

My favourite which I have as my screen saver at work...

"I'll start being nicer when you start being smarter"

It's not the men in my life but the life in my men (Mae West)

Will you be my penguin ?

I knew I was driving in the country cause I wasn't hitting so many pedestrians...

1. If it won't fit, use a bigger hammer.
2. I may be pissed, but you're ugly - tomorrow I'll be sober. Apologies to sneakeypete.

Black Magic wrote:

Strika wrote:Head like a half chewed minty!

Reminds me of my ex's favourite ones for 'less attractive' people-

'A head like a dropped pie'

or

'A head like a smashed crab'

Or

Managed to hit all of the branches falling out of the ugly tree.

Story of my life......... If a jobs worth doing, DO IT YOURSELF!

Classic Line.........Face like a bucket o frogs

when i was in the army one of my early platoon sargents hit us with the classic line "men, i want you to be quieter than a mouse pissing into cotton wool"

and as far as the "ugly" ones go - "as ugly as a hat full of arseholes" has got to be a winner

[quote="Phil"]when i was in the army one of my early platoon sargents hit us with the classic line "men, i want you to be quieter than a mouse pissing into cotton wool"

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haha phil!! you just reminded me of the sayings when i was in the army:


"shut up, or i will gouge out your eyeballs, skull-fuck you and give you a brain child"

"you climb obstacles the way old people fuck!!"

when they finished teaching us something they always said: "you got all that? its a piece of training to a pissed digger"

'If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got'

'Has a face like a smacked arse'

'Got a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp'

'Got a face like a fire-damaged lego man'

'Don't sweat the small stuff and remember, it's all small stuff'

'When a wise man senses the winds of change he does not build a wind-break, he builds a windmill'

my dad's favourite was - you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag

I also like the atheists head stone - here lies (insert dead gits name) all dressed up & nowhere to go .

I don't have hobbies only vices.

head like a smashed crab
head looks like it cought fire and got put out with a bike chain
3 8's are fugg all
what ! are you a fuggn detective
i dont know man! i just got here myself
it handles like a plate of spagetti
dr shnnider wants it broken in, not broken
dose it come in mens
would you like tea and biscuits with that
how about a lazy 5 AND a smack in the mouth

here's a few you can use for all occasions.