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I wish I had a garage so I could go out and work on the bike

Poor thing sits down the side of the house in the dark

bring her inside for a bit of loving


the dining room is alwyas good normally tiuled or floorboards so easy to clean


u know u wanna....

ninja9 wrote:

wazza1234 wrote:

neka79 wrote:a. masterbating

Did he just confess to being a wanker

70% of men masturbate
30% lie

hell id rather be known as a wanker than a liar...

its so much easier to explain to ur gf that u stayed home & had a tug..than to lie abt how u stayed home & had a tug..if u catch my drift...

neka79 wrote:its so much easier to explain to ur gf that u stayed home & had a tug..than to lie abt how u stayed home & had a tug..if u catch my drift...

Unless of course she asks "were you thinking of me?"...

Then your farked either way.

you could just ask her to 'help you out'

lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'

u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...

Ot ya could just have a few drinks, hold ur own karaoke party and hope like hell the neighbours don't complain. Well, that is what i am doing tonight.

Any brisbane ppl want to help get me a life?

neka79 wrote:

lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'

u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...

so let me get this right.........you were not at home having a tug.....and someone else who was there was not at your house not having a tug......and then you went back out to home again.......after a tug of course..........but it wasn't your house ??????

I'm so confused........

Gosling1 wrote:

neka79 wrote:

lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'

u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...

so let me get this right.........you were not at home having a tug.....and someone else who was there was not at your house not having a tug......and then you went back out to home again.......after a tug of course..........but it wasn't your house ??????

I'm so confused........

mate i reckon uve been having a tug of sumthin...

yea..sumthin like that neway....