Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

Posted: **Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:59 am**

neka79 wrote:
how bout "yappas like a turtle, cept no 1 will have him"

"yappa is like a turtle head that i just dropped off at the pool"

Posted: **Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:42 pm**

YAPPA wrote:
neka79 wrote:
YAPPA wrote:how bout, Ninja turtle....slow & steady wins the race?....F*#k THAT!!!!!
how bout "yappas like a turtle, cept no 1 will have him"

i can just see it now...
"oh carn brett's mum, im splayed out ready"

"no yappa..ur an ugly bastard and im hung up on hemi still"
BWAHAHAHA, she only likes Hemi cause she loves to pull on his long hair when she's got the strap on at work, besides bretts mum said that I was so much better than you Neka & you forgot that i'm ugly & a shortass

the only reason ur better than me is that i wont let her near me with the strap on, yet u beg for it....
the sacrifice i make for u mate...

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:19 pm**

Try this one.

Printed underneath a picture from behind, of Kermit the Frog on a bike, with his twiggy looking Knee scraping the ground, is printed:

"Kermit was wrong!"

(For all you unlearned people, Kermit's catchcry is "It's not easy, being green".)

Geoff

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:27 pm**

I will bite and ask what purple means....................

I have an SS commodore thats purple and I rather like the colour.
I suppose your going to say I have gay tendancies right.......
If so the missus would probably agree

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:17 pm**

How about this...

"KSRC- I Kwack when I Fuck"

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:53 pm**

"KSRC - If your name's not Dave, change it"

"KSRC - My name is Dave"

Posted: **Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:40 pm**

briffa wrote:I will bite and ask what purple means....................

I have an SS commodore thats purple and I rather like the colour.
I suppose your going to say I have gay tendancies right.......
If so the missus would probably agree

purple means - ur holding it too tight mate.....

Posted: **Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:54 pm**

eheh it means sexual frustration

the road is not a race track..... but i have a good imagination

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:50 pm**

Been there Drank that

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:20 pm**

A kwaka rider once said _ " Women - they all love it up 'em. Especially when they are riding Hondas!

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:03 pm**

Strika wrote:
Lucas wrote:Hmmmmm what makes people think that Kawasaki's are always Green

stupidity springs to mind
Hey Lucas. Take a chill pill dude! I really don't enjoy being considered stupid.

However that aside, what rock you been hiding under??????? Kawasaki has a very famous and rather well known association with the colour in it's history and racing heritage. Just because yours is black doesn't change that history!

Hmmmm i can't recall saying anything about it's history and racing heritage....... just pointing out the fact that not all Kawasaki's are Green
Not everything is about the Kawasaki Race team

And at the end of the day i dont care what some one rides ....... yes even a harley ........ it's more about the ride anyway Strika ....... Yes i ride a black bike ........ could have been green just as easily ......... maybe i'll get a yellow one next but i think it might be another Kawasaki
cause i got green blood mate

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:10 pm**

If you can read this your probably speeding

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:55 am**

KSRC - The forum with 130 search matches for anal sex

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:43 pm**

ZX9R King wrote:KSRC - The forum with 130 search matches for anal sex

Most posted by Duane LMAO

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:17 pm**

Stace wrote:
ZX9R King wrote:KSRC - The forum with 130 search matches for anal sex

Most posted by Duane LMAO

yeh, don't blame me, I just looked for'em......

Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

2 new KSRC slogans perhaps?

Ill Bite

Re: Ill Bite