Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:32 pm
We are looking forward to the Cats playing off against the Pies on Friday night. Go Cats!
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Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
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Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:42 am
Im with you Anne , Go Cats
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:33 am
Someone canonise that womanesie wrote:We are looking forward to the Cats playing off against the Pies on Friday night. Go Cats!
Hmm no, canonise is no good, that would make her a Saint, other side of the draw. Looking forward to bundling the Magpies out of the race again this year!!! Working unfortunately but i'll be tuned in to my radio!!!Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:15 am
G'day Gos,
I am shocked to hear that you, a person of such knowledge is a supporter of the lowest commen denominator but each to their own & on that point the following statements are for your enjoyment!
Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins
A. Society.
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Collingwood supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. Why is three Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table (and it wasn't your kid).
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
18. Why do they put masking tape around guinea pigs?.... wouldn't you like to know, weirdo?...
Just so you know, I have no predisposition to any club. born a Sth Melbourne supporter, they dissappeared, thought who else could give me the same heartache on a weekly basis...went to fitzroy...gone..thought bugga it I will just support whoever plays collingwood!
Pete
I am shocked to hear that you, a person of such knowledge is a supporter of the lowest commen denominator but each to their own & on that point the following statements are for your enjoyment!
Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins
A. Society.
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Collingwood supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. Why is three Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table (and it wasn't your kid).
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
18. Why do they put masking tape around guinea pigs?.... wouldn't you like to know, weirdo?...
Just so you know, I have no predisposition to any club. born a Sth Melbourne supporter, they dissappeared, thought who else could give me the same heartache on a weekly basis...went to fitzroy...gone..thought bugga it I will just support whoever plays collingwood!
Pete
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:50 pm
i particularly like
andQ. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:10 pm
I'm a Cats fan too (and i felt like quoting the original post just to get the logo up AGAIN)esie wrote:We are looking forward to the Cats playing off against the Pies on Friday night. Go Cats!
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:41 pm
Holy shit we might well be ooutnumbering the ferals here
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:03 pm
I hope the cats get up tonight. I've got a few collingwood friends that gave me some trouble last time. I'd rather give it than take it!!
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:29 pm
Hearing ya but early in the 2nd quarter it's pretty fucking ugly from a Geelong point of view..
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:34 pm
FIXEDdutch80au wrote:I hope the my mates get up tonight. I've got a few hard friends that gave me some stick last time. I'd rather give it than take it!!
Fuck Collingwood
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:31 pm
Damnit!
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:02 am
Bloody Hell , armagedon is apon us . Fire , Flood , Plauge , $16 Billion DeSal plant and now Collingwood in the GF .
No wonder Seiko moved out of this state , its now F%4KED .
No wonder Seiko moved out of this state , its now F%4KED .
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:12 pm
mick_dundee wrote:Hearing ya but early in the 2nd quarter it's pretty fucking ugly from a Geelong point of view..
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Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:17 pm
As a contest, this game was over at the 12-minute mark of the 2nd quarter. 
I have never seen a more insipid effort from the Cats in my entire life. The only one who could hold up his head was the Little Master. Shades of his old man kicking 8 goals in a losing GF side, he had almost 40 possessions in a team that struggled to get into their own forward line. With him gone next year to the Suns, Milburn gone, Ottens gone, Mooney is just about gone - the big J-Pod - he will never play in a grannie either !!!
WHAT A MAGNIFICENT GAME FROM THE ALL-CONQUERING MAGPIES EH ??
Absolutely smashed the purse-carrying handbags at every stoppage.
All the Collingwood haters can eat a big pile of fresh cow shit today !!!
The Grand Final is in the fucking bag !!!
And this is just the start - another GF win next year, for Mick's final year, and a threepeat in 2012, for Bucks !!
I have never seen a more insipid effort from the Cats in my entire life. The only one who could hold up his head was the Little Master. Shades of his old man kicking 8 goals in a losing GF side, he had almost 40 possessions in a team that struggled to get into their own forward line. With him gone next year to the Suns, Milburn gone, Ottens gone, Mooney is just about gone - the big J-Pod - he will never play in a grannie either !!!
WHAT A MAGNIFICENT GAME FROM THE ALL-CONQUERING MAGPIES EH ??
Absolutely smashed the purse-carrying handbags at every stoppage.
All the Collingwood haters can eat a big pile of fresh cow shit today !!!
The Grand Final is in the fucking bag !!!
And this is just the start - another GF win next year, for Mick's final year, and a threepeat in 2012, for Bucks !!
Re: Top Of The Ladder - suck on that Mick Dundee !!
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:39 pm
mick_dundee wrote:Holy shit we might well be ooutnumbering the ferals here
Much rather be a feral than A BIG BUNCH OF PUSSIES!!!!!!!!