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Not for me mate...........
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:35 pm
by ronster
I had the unfortunate necessity to attend a funeral today. Been to a few lately. The problem was that nearly every mourner (attendee) had greyer hair than me.
Too many old farkrs make for a very sad funeral.
As I'm already farkn old and will probably pop off without warning in the not too distant future I want to ask a favour.
As I consider a lot of you guys as mates and so many of you are young, I would like you all to attend my funeral, on your bikes, and have a real good time.
No soft, fairy music. Blast out some Chisel, Zep and Sabbath and I'll be rapped.
Take the piss, laugh alot and behave like you do at any other KSRC get together and I'll be laughing as they turn me into a crispy.
Ta
PC
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:22 pm
by Strika
Mate, sorry to hear bout that!! I won't come dance on your grave mate, but, I promise if i am able, to come along and join whoever else and remember all the good stuff!!!!!!!
And no mention of that blonde in Lygon st or any of your other indescretions!
Re: Not for me mate...........
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:38 pm
by RG
ronster wrote:As I consider a lot of you guys as mates and so many of you are young, I would like you all to attend my funeral, on your bikes, and have a real good time.
I'm not riding all the way there...
Re: Not for me mate...........
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:41 pm
by MadKaw
RG wrote:ronster wrote:As I consider a lot of you guys as mates and so many of you are young, I would like you all to attend my funeral, on your bikes, and have a real good time.
I'm not riding all the way there...
I would... and as I'm another greying oldie I'd expect the same.
Although Chisel will not be played at my funeral if I have anything to do with it...
How depressing is this topic...
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:51 pm
by Blue14
Mate its a deal...
Re: Not for me mate...........
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:01 pm
by aardvark
MadKaw wrote:RG wrote:I'm not riding all the way there...
I would...
So would I.
Dave, it's not depressing. Look, I feel all uplifted and... hmm. No, you're right. It's depressing. Good work Ronnie.
I don't want chisel played either. I've just asked Sally to organise an African-American singer to sing Amazing Grace. Only coz I know it's one of those silly requests someone could never pull off.
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:16 pm
by the kid
Sorry Mate will not be there on me bike as I will be way to pissed to get it home
Am with ya on this one , been to to many sad , cup of tea affairs saying goodbye to someone . But have been to celebrations of peoples lives .
And a celebration it should be . If you have to turn up to mine Mate , do me proud
as I will you .
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:19 pm
by Rossi
You ain't going nowhere yet ya silly bugger
Of course we'll be there .......on the bike to watch ya singe, then the least you can do with your connections is arrange the taxi's to the piss up
Oh! and home again of course
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:26 pm
by L3raven
Will be there if its posted here.
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:27 pm
by Colette
Ronster, you'll be with us for a long time yet, but you cn rest assured that your wish will be our command
xx
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:41 pm
by Neka79
yea a sad topic but i agree...i want a FUN-eral too.... shit we all kno i take NOTHING seriously....
and id be rapped if i could FINALLY get a stripper...18th...21st...no bloody strippers yet!!
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:49 pm
by nobby
My wife and I have given each other an idea of what we want, and our kids know what to do..........
Matt Taylor ..."I remember when I was young" for me and black clothing (unless it's motorcycle gear) is banned... party frocks and Bushmills all round ..
Re: Not for me mate...........
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:56 pm
by Smitty
ronster wrote:I had the unfortunate necessity to attend a funeral today. Been to a few lately. The problem was that nearly every mourner (attendee) had greyer hair than me.
Too many old farkrs make for a very sad funeral.
As I'm already farkn old and will probably pop off without warning in the not too distant future I want to ask a favour.
As I consider a lot of you guys as mates and so many of you are young, I would like you all to attend my funeral, on your bikes, and have a real good time.
No soft, fairy music. Blast out some Chisel, Zep and Sabbath and I'll be rapped.
Take the piss, laugh alot and behave like you do at any other KSRC get together and I'll be laughing as they turn me into a crispy.
Ta
PC
phark ronster
that is some bad juice you is drinking...so stop being maudlin'
but mate...in some respects you are right
funerals are celebration..of the dead and for those they leave behind
not annuver another Ulyssian...??
also, I have to say I have been to a few lately.....
but I reckon...us ol' grey hairs have a few more years of
revs speed and livin' life
oh
and when I pop off....turned to toast if you like
you bastards better drink to my life .,..as Thorpey thumps ya ears
otherwise ya gunna need an exorcist
cheers
Smitty
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:56 pm
by the kid
Neka79 wrote:yea a sad topic but i agree...i want a FUN-eral too.... shit we all kno i take NOTHING seriously....
and id be rapped if i could FINALLY get a stripper...18th...21st...no bloody strippers yet!!
Hear that Mina and Stace are available at the GP this year , could be your lucky year Mate
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:58 pm
by the kid
nobby wrote:
Matt Taylor ..."I remember when I was young" for me
Nice one