Footy Teams and their Female Equivalent
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:57 pm
>Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and
>uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
>want to yawn.
>
>St George - Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but still
>easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
>
>Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
>recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
>
>Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario: you
>still wouldn't.
>
>Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison porno star. Cops a pounding but are
>always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking......
>
>Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it
>can get ugly.
>
>Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough
>and dirty.
>
>NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
>
>Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done
>anything for a while.
>
>Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the same
>father in charge for entire existance.
>
>Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
>anything.
>
>Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
>assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
>
>North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
>good at the back.
>
>Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
>
>Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
>quite well.
>
>Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors.
>
>uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
>want to yawn.
>
>St George - Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but still
>easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
>
>Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
>recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
>
>Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario: you
>still wouldn't.
>
>Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison porno star. Cops a pounding but are
>always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking......
>
>Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it
>can get ugly.
>
>Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough
>and dirty.
>
>NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
>
>Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done
>anything for a while.
>
>Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the same
>father in charge for entire existance.
>
>Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
>anything.
>
>Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
>assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
>
>North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
>good at the back.
>
>Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
>
>Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
>quite well.
>
>Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors.
>
