Swine Flu 2

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Swine Flu 2

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Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 22000 volt wire (without a residual current device) on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock:
BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda: Because you are definatly dead.
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seiko1 wrote:Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 230 volt (current Voltage supplied to us- checked)
wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:

unless there's an rcd on the line.

and its not a guaranteed kill

then there's always resuscitation if it does stop your heart

all of which still leaves you with "swine flu"

but slightly cooked now

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how have you got the time to think up this stuff man?

ohhh, SEIKO :lol:
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seiko1 wrote:and you place a live 230 volt wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:
I gunna try this arvo, I like a plan ;)
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tim wrote:
seiko1 wrote:Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 230 volt (current Voltage supplied to us- checked)
wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:

unless there's an rcd on the line.

and its not a guaranteed kill

then there's always resuscitation if it does stop your heart

all of which still leaves you with "swine flu"


but slightly cooked now

;)
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Didn't have to look up RCD either :D
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remember seiko, a stopped watch is right twice a day!
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mike-s wrote:remember seiko, a stopped watch is right twice a day!
Sure is :kuda:
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