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How To Clean Your Toilet

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:43 am
by rooster
1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him/her while you carry him/her towards the bathroom. Note if you do not have a cat the neighbour's or a stray will suffice.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You will need a heavy wight to secure the lids.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, this is the cat enjoying itself.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a power wash and rinse setting.
6. Have someone open the fron door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door, particularly the little ones.
7. Stand directly behind the toilet as best you can and qucikly lift both lids simultaneously.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet streak through the bathroom and rund outside where he/she will dry themselves off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling and hygenically clean.

Pleased to be of assistance,

THE DOG :twisted: :kuda:

Re: How To Clean Your Toilet

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:52 am
by ijuschill
mean but funny :lol: :lol:

Re: How To Clean Your Toilet

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:12 pm
by rooster
How is that mean? ;)

Re: How To Clean Your Toilet

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:13 pm
by smithy5
You are depriving a women from her duties....... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How To Clean Your Toilet

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:27 pm
by rooster
Bit it creates opportunities for massive brownie points :D :D :twisted:

Re: How To Clean Your Toilet

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:35 pm
by Lone Wolf
smithy5 wrote:You are depriving a women from her duties....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How To Clean Your Toilet

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:56 pm
by 2008ninja
Will have ta try that one. lol :roll:

Re: How To Clean Your Toilet

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:34 pm
by Reedy
heheh funny

grey ghost you are single, or your woman doesn't check this forum ?:)