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"Morning Sex"

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:22 pm
by seiko1
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in,

almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,"

You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to

lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;

right there on the kitchen, table. Afterwards she said,

"Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still

around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,

"What was that all about?"

She explained,

"The egg timer's broken." :D

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:26 am
by Supafrog
damn... the eggs would have to be overcooked then :P

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:20 am
by seiko1
Mine would have been runny :lol:

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:11 pm
by Supafrog
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaah

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:56 pm
by Jonno
I prefer my eggs un-fertilised thanks

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:11 am
by Strika
What a load of shit Steve, like your eggs would even get warm!!!!! :lol:

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:10 am
by seiko1
Strika wrote:What a load of shit Steve, like your eggs would even get warm!!!!! :lol:
And it was over...b4 it began

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMwo07W_nx0

:lol:

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:11 pm
by craig
KBW............ :lol: :lol: