Oldie but a goody
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:28 pm
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The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
“Well.... I got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you could be my daughter."
