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do i take a dump? or wait till after dinner?

XCan anybody help? suggestions?

I really dont know what to do, how do i make it through these tough decisions on my own? easy i get my friends at KSRC to help me

Yeah. They know shit.

HYPE wrote:

too late.



Lucky the mrs is used to pooey bums around here.

You have access to fresh nappies ffs !!!

Mate, i would have let the turtles head protrude from it's hole a little further. However not quite as far as you did.

From experience you should be able to let turtle poke his head out about 4 to 5 inches. Any more and your bound for trouble. A 6 inch protrusion (also known as crowning) will always end in tears.

When still learning the limits and how far to push it is always advisable to have close handy some scotch towel, detol wipes as well as a spare pair of jocks and finally an old shopping bag to stow the souled garments. It's also advisable to learn when one is alone as the failed attempts can lead to quite the amount of embarresment.

The final piece of advice it to make sure your diet is correct. As a stool with a too soft molecular structure will be very hard to control, ever for an expert. Firm and consistant is the best. As we are all different you will have keep an eye on your own diet and adjust as you go depending upon what foods give you the best performing stools.

I hope this has helped mate and i wish you the best of luck in your future poo adventures. Please keep us updated on your progress.

Geez Stace

Do farts have lumps in them ?

I think you pinched one off a little early, Wattie.
Before you laid your cable, you should've done more consultation with your ksrc friends. Maybe a poll?
A head-butting turtle is not something you want to rush into... you should do an online 10-question survey that we can all answer for the next time you need advice on dropping the kids off at the pool.

Gosling1 wrote:Do farts have lumps in them ?

Well Gos, This is a mistake made by those just beginning in the sport of Turtle Heading.

As a rule NO, Farts do not have lumps. This is a very common problem that occurs when copious amounts of alcoholic beverages have been consumed, paticulately Bourbon or Beer. A dodgy vindalue or curry can also cause similar issues.

Just be careful and DO NOT push to hard

Cath wrote:A head-butting turtle is not something you want to rush into.

True Cath, However with enough training and the correct diet the (advanced) head butting technique can be pulled off with out any evidence visable providing the consistancy is correct.

As previously stated practice will make perfect and the more time you spend harnassing the power the better you will be.

Never fear, I'm sure the near future will bring another one of lifes big questions.

You will all be my 1st point of reference.

Wattie wrote:Never fear, I'm sure the near future will bring another one of lifes big questions.

You will all be my 1st point of reference.

If you think i may be of help in any of your issues you feel you need to air via KSRC Wattie such as, "should i breath when i have not for w few minutes and i am turning blue" or "should i consult a doctor if you fear you may be suffering a heart attack"

Please Text me first so i can consult my referance books to gather all relavent and and non relavent information.

That's a lovely offer Stace, but I think Wattie is seeking a consensus, rather than a personalised service.
After all, while you are a recognised expert in the field, Wattie may have other more varied problems. And if he makes sure everyone knows about the problems he faces, we can all band together and synergistically arrive at a solution that he can then ignore!

Cath wrote:That's a lovely offer Stace, but I think Wattie is seeking a consensus, rather than a personalised service.
After all, while you are a recognised expert in the field, Wattie may have other more varied problems. And if he makes sure everyone knows about the problems he faces, we can all band together and synergistically arrive at a solution that he can then ignore!

Thank you Cath. I do realise that. I mearly wish to be given a little prior notice so as i can adequately research Watties (or anyone elses) issues so i can offer an enlightening answer and indeed be one of the many concerned members to do so.

I hope this has cleared up the situation My Dear Cath.

Now i must make my way to the Fridge so one can partake in another adult beverage

and they say I bring the site down to a lower level