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Bloke in a night club sees a big fat girl at the bar, he walks up to her and asks;

"Have you got a pen?"

She looks up and smiled and says;

"Yes"

"Well" he says; "you'd better piss off back to it then before the farmer finds you're missing".

5/10

tim wrote:5/10

You must have missed the Indian Taxi driver one....
Last week I think it was

Yeah I didn't see it... I'll go find it

Gold mate

Daina is out training now she said she doesnt want to get fat.

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

tim wrote:A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Is that about me?

Not sure

Torquewrench wrote:Daina is out training now she said she doesnt want to get fat.

My Missus went for a bath and then a Nanny nap after the climb on Satuday

Best pickup line ever!