My unckles

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My unckles

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Hey all,
you might have heard about them.I couldn't find it in a search,so here's a story

I've got a couple of unckles Al and Mick that cause their memories are bad,n their both on their own,live together,.Just to help each other out ,they cant remember sfa.
I was up visiting them the other day,we're out on the veranda,just talking shite .
Mick says to Al"Al do you feel like an icecream,i'm' goin to the shop?"
Al says'Yeah i'll have an icecream,but i want nuts on mine!you'd better write it down,or you'll forget" he turns to me and says ''he always forgets" shakin his head.
Mick fires up "I'm not writin it down,you want nuts on yours i get it.i wont forget.You want an icecream Eian" Mick says."No Mick,i'll be right" i say,not wanting any drama.
Al wouldn't leave it alone"Write it down,i want nuts on mine!" "I'm not writin it F4%3@#$N down said Mick"
as Mick walks off in a huff "Al goes "he'll forget,he always forgets.I gotta look after im''
Al and i are talkin for a bit,and down the path comes Mick.He's carrying two meat pie's.
Al imediately arcs up"I told ya,i told ya! write it down you F#$^%N forgot you always forget!I wanted SAUCE on mine!
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