How to save Qantus *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:25 pm
How to save Qantas?
Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with
good-looking strippers!
What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore,
so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple
the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants
wouldn't need a salary , thus saving even
more money. I suspect tips would be so good
that we could charge the women for working
the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come
to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record revenues.
They should do this bloody world wide!
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right
a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Julia think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bob Katter
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Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with
good-looking strippers!
What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore,
so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple
the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants
wouldn't need a salary , thus saving even
more money. I suspect tips would be so good
that we could charge the women for working
the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come
to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record revenues.
They should do this bloody world wide!
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right
a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Julia think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bob Katter
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