Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:46 pm
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Only in mt druitt
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Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:52 pm
Explorers tried to climb Mt Druit,
but they got mugged at base camp.
but they got mugged at base camp.
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:00 pm
What's the difference between a boy and a Mt Druitt girl?
Mt Druitt girl has a higher sperm count.
What's the most confusing day in mt duitt?
Fathers day
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:43 pm
Lol...its sooo true as well.
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:05 pm
What does a Mt Druitt girl use for protection during sex ?
a bus shelter.
2 kids are in the backseat of a car in Mt Druitt, and the radio is not playing any music. Who is driving ?
the local Sgt.
What does a Mt Druitt P-plater call duct tape ?
chrome
What is the difference between a Mt Druitt chick and a Coogee Beach chick ?
The Coogee Beach chick says you can
The Mt Druitt chick says you all can
Wh do Mt Druitt chicks love it doggie style ?
so she and her boyfriend can watch WWF at the same time.
What's the most used pick-up line used in Mt Druitt ??
nice tooth !
How many Mt Druitt kids does it take to eat road-kill ??
2 - one to eat and one to watch for cars.
a bus shelter.
2 kids are in the backseat of a car in Mt Druitt, and the radio is not playing any music. Who is driving ?
the local Sgt.
What does a Mt Druitt P-plater call duct tape ?
chrome
What is the difference between a Mt Druitt chick and a Coogee Beach chick ?
The Coogee Beach chick says you can
The Mt Druitt chick says you all can
Wh do Mt Druitt chicks love it doggie style ?
so she and her boyfriend can watch WWF at the same time.
What's the most used pick-up line used in Mt Druitt ??
nice tooth !
How many Mt Druitt kids does it take to eat road-kill ??
2 - one to eat and one to watch for cars.
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:15 pm
Geez, harsh. 
Spoken like a local eh
Spoken like a local eh
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:18 pm
A Mt druitt girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor
"Ten" replies the Mt druitt girl,
"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Mt druitt girl, "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!' or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says the Mt druitt girl... "I just use their surnames"
"How many children?" asks the assessor
"Ten" replies the Mt druitt girl,
"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Mt druitt girl, "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!' or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says the Mt druitt girl... "I just use their surnames"
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:20 pm
Sounds like Gos has lived in mt Druitt ?
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:00 pm
One of his old g/f's ?MAXUMIS wrote:Sounds like Gos has lived in mt Druitt ?
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:08 pm
Houso's rock !!
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:41 am
1 bottle of milk - $2.49
1 loaf of bread- $1.10
Watching a Westie Mole go nuts- Priceless.
1 loaf of bread- $1.10
Watching a Westie Mole go nuts- Priceless.
Re: Only in mt druitt
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:01 pm
what a classy piece of work that skank is !!! "suck this" brrrrrrrr not on your life bitch :
