Will he or won't he......zat is the question.

NovaCoder · Post by **NovaCoder** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:47 am

So who thinks the Rossi WON'T be making it three-in-a-row

Even if he does win it again, it looks like he'll have it a lot harder this year. You only have to look at how much pressure he was under for the last couple of races last year + the winter testing troubles for Yamaha.

Should be a great year for MotoGP

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:43 am

Marco won't have anyone to follow early in the season as Rossi's front end is fcuked and so Marco won't get a tow to get a good time or stay near the front.

I think Mini P just has him and Valentino psyched out already. Little Mr. personality is gunna take it to em all year!!!!

Bottleout is already making excuses for his poor performance, surprisingly, blaming the bike

Edwards has to concentrate more on his southern drawl then his bike riding.

Stoned one is gunna throw it at every fence for a while, then if he doesn't kill himself, will probably challenge for the odd podium.

Capirossi is just trying to hang in there for another year and a little more to add to his super fund before he pulls up stumps and goes back to being a cobbler in his little italian village.

Knackers will honour his Japanese heritage and commit hari kari (spell) if he doesn't put it on the podium once this year...in the dry!

Hopper is going to ride the wheels off the thing again this year, and still not podium.

Vermuelan is regretting is move to Suzuki already, and has asked the legal team at Slater and Gordon to take on the case Pro-bono due to Suzuki's misrepresentation. Apparently in the contract, they refered to the Suzuki Moto Gp machine as a BIKE.

Rossi is more worried about his chances against Alonso, and is going to bin it a few times early in the season until he puts himself under enough pressure mid season to make it a challenge again for him, and then he will do what he always does and hose them!!!

Nanna10r · Post by **Nanna10r** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:29 pm

Pieka i knew if i kept reading your posts you'd have to come good sooner or later ...... & YOU DID.

Nice work mate ... I think your dead on the money mate.

Cept you left out young Randy getting horny & winning a wet race on the KWIKA.

Gibbasook could break the curse & win one but rossi will win the championship running away.

But i still think his only real competition is Schumacher.

Cheers Brett

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:19 pm

Strika wrote:as Rossi's front end is fcuked

No it isn't. He tries this BS every year. He does really well in every test except the last one and then all of a sudden there's something wrong with the bike.

Please.

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:29 pm

aardvark wrote:
Strika wrote:as Rossi's front end is fcuked
No it isn't. He tries this BS every year. He does really well in every test except the last one and then all of a sudden there's something wrong with the bike.

Please.

Jeeesus Aardvark.

I am gunna have to teach you about humour!!!!! Go visit the humour thread n see if you can pick up what it's all about!!!!

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:16 pm

Strika wrote:
aardvark wrote:
Strika wrote:as Rossi's front end is fcuked

Jeeesus Aardvark. I am gunna have to teach you about humour!!!!!

Since you left out emoticons, I took your post as read.

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:17 pm

aardvark wrote:
Strika wrote:
aardvark wrote:
Jeeesus Aardvark. I am gunna have to teach you about humour!!!!!
Since you left out emoticons, I took your post as read.

Pedant

Post by **icebreaker** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:40 pm

Have you ever met a funny cop... They think their funny when they're booking ya.. but their still arseholes...

See Jase knows I'm joking cause I added a tongue poking smiley

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:08 am

Looks like Rossi's front end chatter got sorted out. It's a miracle!!!!!!!!

1. Valentino Rossi ITA Camel Yamaha Team 1min 41.613 secs
2. Loris Capirossi ITA Ducati Marlboro Team 1min 41.625 secs
3. Dani Pedrosa SPA Repsol Honda Team 1min 41.798 secs
4. Sete Gibernau SPA Ducati Marlboro Team 1min 41.798 secs
5. Shinya Nakano JPN Kawasaki Racing Team 1min 41.939 secs
6. Marco Melandri ITA Fortuna Honda 1min 42.108 secs
7. Colin Edwards USA Camel Yamaha Team 1min 42.266 secs
8. Nicky Hayden USA Repsol Honda Team 1min 42.276 secs
9. Randy de Puniet FRA Kawasaki Racing Team 1min 42.455 secs
10. Toni Elias SPA Fortuna Honda 1min 42.518 secs
11. Kenny Roberts USA Team Roberts 1min 42.538 secs
12. Casey Stoner AUS Honda LCR 1min 42.552 secs
13. Carlos Checa SPA Tech 3 Yamaha 1min 42.608 secs
14. John Hopkins USA Rizla Suzuki MotoGP 1min 42.727 secs
15. Makoto Tamada JPN Konica Minolta Honda 1min 42.868 secs
16. Chris Vermulen AUS Rizla Suzuki MotoGP 1min 43.101 secs
17. Jose Luis Cardoso SPA Pramac d'Antin MotoGP 1min 43.712 secs
18. Alex Hofmann GER Pramac d'Antin MotoGP 1min 43.781 secs
19. James Ellison GBR Tech 3 Yamaha 1min 45.239 secs

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:05 pm

Rossi will do it again for sure...

I will just be a bit closer this year with Melandri on his tail...

mfzx6r · Post by **mfzx6r** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:25 pm

red_dave wrote:Rossi will do it again for sure....

for the sake of motogp becoming boring I realy hope not
I am over Val we need new blood winning races. and a tight contest that goes down to the wire Not a Val show all year

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:29 pm

aardvark wrote:
Strika wrote:as Rossi's front end is fcuked
No it isn't. He tries this BS every year. He does really well in every test except the last one and then all of a sudden there's something wrong with the bike.

Please.

even if the front end IS farkeded..he could outride most of the buggers on one wheel neway....braking is just a little tricky...

Phil · Post by **Phil** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:42 pm

i dont care if rossi wins all the races.......as long as its a "race" before he pulls the pin with a lap to go and shows us all just what you can do on a bike if youve got the talent/balls

apart from that i reckon strika's pretty close to the mark

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:57 pm

Dan wrote:Have you ever met a funny cop... They think their funny when they're booking ya.. but their still arseholes...

See Jase knows I'm joking cause I added a tongue poking smiley

I know a cop that isn't an arsehole (other than Jase) You might meet her one day

But back on topic, Rossi is a master at un nerving is opposition, He is at least 1 step ahead of everyone before he even jumps on the bike. He will with his 8th title this year.

Nanna10r · Post by **Nanna10r** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:30 pm

Phil wrote:i dont care if rossi wins all the races.......as long as its a "race" before he pulls the pin with a lap to go and shows us all just what you can do on a bike if youve got the talent/balls

apart from that i reckon strika's pretty close to the mark

Yep he's the full package, ride like "Ago", Sense of humour like "Barry", Public relations like "Mamola", Business sense of "Doohan", be fast on a crap bike like "Schwantz", Aggressive like "Gardner", loose like a gentleman, "cast curse's like a "Witchdoctor" & throw a slap like "Drag Queen".

Just as well he's as ugly as a "hat full of Clackers" or they would all shoot themselves or end up in World superbikes.

He makes it more intersting unlike "Doohan" who killed the 500cc tv ratings.

Cheers Brett