This is... the pinnacle of ultimate n00barie

Nanna10r · Post by **Nanna10r** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:02 pm

Neka79 wrote:hahaha arent mums great!!

i kno brett's is!!

She Reckon's you still have Credit Neka, It's not like your Tiny Tackle would warrant the usual Grown Ups fee.

But back to the problem at hand,

Step 1.
Disconnect any black hoses from the bottom of the petrol tank ..............
Step 2.
Wait at least 5 minutes after all fluids have Leaked out ....... Dont worry after its open you'll be able to fill it up again no worries.
Step 3.
Put a Lit candle on the end of a Broomstick & slowly move it towards the End of the Hose joined to the petrol tank.
Hey Presto One opened Motorcycle petrol tank ......
Step 4. Get your Mom to bring out thye Marshmallows for toasting

Seriously it will open tyhe sucker but i reckon it'll need a some attention from your Mom & a mig welder to get it to ever hold petrol Again

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:48 am

Damn Ponti, I never seen a post from you like that before

If I was following instructions I would have got to the lighting the candle before I went "What the ??"....

mike-s · Post by **mike-s** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:29 pm

well im glad im not the only one thinking like that froggie.

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:05 pm

mwahahahah welcome back ponti...the meds must be working mate?? thats old ponti!!

7THSIN · Post by **7THSIN** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:39 am

Your mum's hot, but seriously, click your heels together and say 'there's no place like home

ozx6r · Post by **ozx6r** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:11 am

use graphite powder - works great on locks

goanna_38 · Post by **goanna_38** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:31 pm

The fuel cap lock on my ZZR was full of crap and it just refused to unlock one day, wouldn't turn all the way. Started twisting the key in the end. Fixed it up though. Went to a locksmith and got a couple of steel keys cut (who's the idiot who thought of making keys out of brass anyway), inserted one in the lock, twisted (lock and key) and it eventually unlocked. Removed the whole lot from the top of the tank, stripped it till I had just the lock in my hand and washed all the gunk out of it. Filled it full of graphite, cleaned all the crap out of where the latching mechanism ran, and reassembled it all. Unlocks like butter now.

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:37 pm

goanna_38 wrote: Unlocks like butter now.

didnt kno butter unlocked??

Fallen_Angel · Post by **Fallen_Angel** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:25 am

hmmmm butter..

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:26 pm

Fallen_Angel wrote:hmmmm butter..

"butter ur bacon boy"

"but i dont want butter"

"I SAID BUTTER YOUR BACON"

WRT_GPX · Post by **WRT_GPX** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:30 am

whoa

this thread is still alive

.....

Fallen_Angel · Post by **Fallen_Angel** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:58 am

hmmm bacon... *droools*

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:11 pm

WRT_GPX wrote:whoa this thread is still alive .....

mate it will NEVER die... ur mum having to open the fuel cap for ya....at least ill always remember who u are (thats a good thing)...laugh it up....i do....hahaha

mmmm bacon.....