WILDCARD entry possible for OZ GP

the kid · Post by **the kid** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:16 pm

Reported today Local : "Sources revealed today to our investigative motoring corespondent , Billy Faeces , that a late entry may be accepted for the Australian Moto GP . Due to the engine changes required for the next season MA and NFI with representatives from teams Total Bull and Camel Dung are meeting tonight to acces the late inclusion of Team OFRacing . Riding the Team OFR bike is Valentino Groggles who thinks that the "Val" thing will help him pick up . Renowned for his staying ability , it is whispered around the pit garages that if the new - ish 7/9 r hangs together for as long as Groggles , it could be a long race . The decision to allow Team OFR a start rests on testing of Groggles BAC on Sunday morning with a minimum of .12 being required at 8.00am and building to .18 before the start . Team manager Larz said "Boort T bort bort .18 hahahaha Friday Bort " Team mechanic Stace was short with our reporter but his brief remark was "Ill be pushing S**t uphill all weekend " while the team's tyre expert Nikos Smek only stated remark was "Have you got a daughter ? "
We wait further reports . Spy photo's show the testing of the exciting new ...ish 7/9r

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:51 pm

oh..........phark
its all Greg's fault.......again

at least its green

Post by **icebreaker** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:58 pm

Can't wait to see the kishy strips bro...

Wonder if that front wheel will ever get any air time

Looks the goods greggy won't be long and you'll be fly'n mate.

Nice spec's...
900cc Engine... check
carbon fibre fairings... check
dickhead at the helm... check
training wheel... on order
viagra... no longer required

tape · Post by **tape** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:05 pm

Dan wrote:Can't wait to see the kishy strips bro...

Wonder if that front wheel will ever get any air time

Looks the goods greggy won't be long and you'll be fly'n mate.

Nice spec's...
900cc Engine... check
carbon fibre fairings... check
dickhead at the helm... check
training wheel... on order
harem of midgets... check
viagra... no longer required

Nice looking bike Greg, is that the paddock bike for Highside?

cheers

Groggles · Post by **Groggles** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:17 pm

hahaha...billy how did i know the photos wouldn't just show up in rides to show off....

so shes a 95 zxr7 with a zx9 engine. seems to go well but going in for a tune and shims etc this week.

its first outing is at mac park in a few weeks with mr the kid. came with heaps of zx7 bits so i'll do a bit of a sort out in the next few weeks.

apparently late '95 aint late enough for this years moto gp grid.

and dan i polished my muzzy tonite

Post by **icebreaker** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:18 pm

Did you change his name?

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:57 pm

Dan wrote: Nice spec's...
900cc Engine... check
carbon fibre fairings... check
dickhead at the helm... check
training wheel... on order
viagra... no longer required

Dan
you forgot the obligatory...black wraparounds....

Lucas · Post by **Lucas** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:07 pm

cool i'll give you $50 for it Greg heheheh

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:13 am

did u say mac park???

mate...nice work.... looks like fun.... good luck with the bloody pit crew uve assembled tho

greenmeanie · Post by **greenmeanie** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:02 am

............Sweet lookin trackie greg.

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:56 am

greenmeanie wrote: ............Sweet lookin trackie greg.

no bias in that comment Glenn...????

Colette · Post by **Colette** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:30 pm

Greg, lookin' good there

Heheh, you should have known that if Billy is armed with photographic evidence, then anything could happen

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:51 pm

Good stuff Greg, Oh and i hear that your currently running the number 32 as it is the same number as your childhood hero.

Great report to Billy but howcome my names above all the photo's???

MrsDuane · Post by **MrsDuane** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:00 pm

I was thinking that??

Plaz · Post by **Plaz** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:16 pm

Greg you bastard, if you can get that thing to Mac Park, just keep heading west. When you hit Adelaide I'll crack a beer and you should be able to "sniff" your way in from there!!!

Nice looking trackie mate well done!!