They're not 'rides'

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:49 pm

Mick C wrote: Which are the 51st and 52nd?

Afghanistan and Iraq. As if you didn't know!!

les2010 · Post by **les2010** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:36 am

I bet that somewhere he's refered to a car as a Tintop, Cage.
Who gives a shit, 1/2 the girls in Mildura are called Honda because everyones ridden them.
Les

BladeBoy · Post by **BladeBoy** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:45 am

Pabs wrote:
Cath wrote:If I was going to critique someone's posting choices, I would construct an argument that had some background, a logical progression of points, preferably include a cite or two, maybe add a spot of humour to lighten the mood and make it seem like a genuine concern not just an off-hand bitching session, and a conclusion. I would then go through my own post with a fine tooth comb, checking my own spelling, grammar and punctuation, as it would be more than a little hypocritical to criticise another's post when your own is flawed. Then I would sit on it for a day, so as not to post something negative in a hasty fashion. Then I would re-check the spelling, grammar and punctuation, paying particular attention to spaces after commas, including question marks where appropriate, and general sentence structure. Wouldn't want to be a hypocrite after all, would we?
Then I would delete it, because I'd realise that this isn't a debate board, a board for spelling nerds, a grammar-nazi haven or even a board that cares overly about that sort of shit. It's a board for motorbikes.
So, how's the ungrammatical, childishly structured sentences, randomly punctuated, ineffectual ranting thing working for you, zzzak?
Is this foreplay?

I'm with you Pabs

I can see it now Cath dressed in her School Mistress uniform...did I say that out loud pasta_whipping

ZXR750 · Post by **ZXR750** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:25 am

The sabatical is upon us and I for one am planning to take my petrolium powered velosapede for an adventure.
Yep I am going for a bike on my ride on the weekend.

Duane · Post by **Duane** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:32 am

ZXR750 you sure you're not going to go biking on your ride

Daisy · Post by **Daisy** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:44 am

aardvark wrote:Yes, but only you crazy cats from EnZed support the yanks in their spelling of the word tyre!

It was probably some sort of trade, like the Yanks have finally agreed to spell aloooominum properly - but now we have to spell sulphur as sulfur.
Just trying to think what spelling the Kiwis have that the Yanks would go for.... sux?

Daisy · Post by **Daisy** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:49 am

ZXR750 wrote:my petrolium powered velosapede

petroleum powered vélocipède

Princess · Post by **Princess** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:16 am

Duane wrote:
red_dave wrote:I think someone had gotten his dizzle in a bit of a hizzle...
We Are All Sexist Rude Yanks, And I Really Want A Job Polishing Things. I'm Out Of Here

Schnizit wizzle pop wazza wozza nug nug witznit.

There's plenty of work out there

Princess · Post by **Princess** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:18 am

Neka79 wrote:
MadKaw wrote:
zzzak wrote:Three pages,not bad for a pui.

BTW Wessa would have understood chav and scrote,it was posted to him,not you.

PS.I thought that rools would have alerted some of you to the nature of the post.
Thats nothing, we got over 20 pages when someone told us they were leaving..
It always comes back to donuts though...

The stuff about bikes usually only gets a couple...
maybe we should become a donut riding group who eat motorbikes??

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:31 am

Donut Gang official slogan

Watch out for the hole............

hmmmm
applies to mudderboike riders too

NortikittyKat · Post by **NortikittyKat** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:44 am

tanyathecheeky wrote:
Gonzo wrote:"vibrating thing that I sit on and makes me smile"
that works for me too

Works for me in SOOOOOO many ways too.... *wipes smile from face*

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:55 am

NortikittyKat wrote:
tanyathecheeky wrote:
Gonzo wrote:"vibrating thing that I sit on and makes me smile"
that works for me too
Works for me in SOOOOOO many ways too.... *wipes smile from face*

I'd be careful ladies... he may not talking about his bike...

Gosling1 · Post by **Gosling1** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:03 pm

NortikittyKat wrote:
tanyathecheeky wrote:
Gonzo wrote:"vibrating thing that I sit on and makes me smile"
that works for me too
Works for me in SOOOOOO many ways too.... *wipes smile from face*

was wondering why that hadn't been *jumped* on !! muahahaahah

My ex and I had a pet bird..............its name was Pearl..........

esie · Post by **esie** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:48 pm

NortikittyKat wrote:
tanyathecheeky wrote:
Gonzo wrote:"vibrating thing that I sit on and makes me smile"
that works for me too
Works for me in SOOOOOO many ways too.... *wipes smile from face*

I read recently about an seat vibrating insert that can be bought, it is promoted as "keeping your pillion a happy gir!l"

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:24 pm

esie wrote:
NortikittyKat wrote:
tanyathecheeky wrote: that works for me too
Works for me in SOOOOOO many ways too.... *wipes smile from face*
I read recently about an seat vibrating insert that can be bought, it is promoted as "keeping your pillion a happy gir!l"

a local fella we called "guido" (who carried a spare helmet with him in a backpack EVERYWHERE just in case) did sumthin similar... was trying to rig up a vibrator a few summers back, so when he took girls he picked up for a ride they got REALLY excited...

needless to say it didnt work much...nice enuf guy, but he had a bit of trouble getting the girls on the bike neway...

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