Allo allo - new 9R owner in Melb

javaman · Post by **javaman** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:37 am

Hi there.

So when are you going to organise a ride

deafwish · Post by **deafwish** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:46 pm

Hey and welcome, Loz.
Are you the Loz who binned his 900 Hooner?
If so, I'm glad you made it over to the dark side!

Daz.

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:00 pm

hello and welcome

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:34 pm

Loz wrote:Sorry Pontikat, only got the one mate. Thanks for the welcome guys, I feel all warm and fuzzy.

phew..i thought u were gunna say "gooey" then and i was gunna have a panic attack...

ttc · Post by **ttc** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:12 pm

Welcome to the the land of green Loz

are you going to Loz us too?

ProblemChild · Post by **ProblemChild** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:25 pm

gidday & welcome

Zoidberg · Post by **Zoidberg** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:49 pm

Welcome aboard matey.

Loz · Post by **Loz** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:38 pm

Haha yep you've got the right Loz guys. Don't worry, as far as I'm concerned, the "Lozzing" factor started and finished in 2006, so you're safe with me.

(Last year, no less than 15 people crashed while riding with me. They crashed in front of me, behind me, sometimes even while I was stopped. From total newbies that I was trying to look after and take out for their first 60kmh wobbling twisties ride to brilliant riders who binned it being stupid, powersliding through sweepers at 150+, it became so common that the verb "to be Lozzed" started being used, even though not a single one of the crashes had anything to do with me. Luckily, only one of the 15 crashes resulted in a serious injury. Either way, I'm now pretty good at managing a crash scene and performing roadside first aid.

)

I'm convinced it stopped the moment the year clicked over to 2007, because on my first ride of the year, I Lozzed myself and destroyed the Hornet 900 I was riding and my own arse in the process (fractured sacrum).

So yes, an eventful 2006, but touch wood 2007 will be vastly different.

Zoidberg · Post by **Zoidberg** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:02 am

I need to read things more slowly and clearly. I was trying to work out how you fracture your scrotum!

So you're in Melbourne hey? Let us know where you're riding and we'll head the other way!

z900/zx9 · Post by **z900/zx9** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:57 am

Hey Loz welcome busted but boy

as for manuals theres some in here you just have to look for the sticky that says manuals

Loz · Post by **Loz** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:10 am

But I don't want sticky manuals. Too many bad memories of the one dog-eared Penthouse that did the rounds of all the lads on year 8 school camp.... heh heh

Loz · Post by **Loz** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:14 am

Got it, downloading, thanks a bunch dude!

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:09 pm

Zoidberg wrote:I need to read things more slowly and clearly. I was trying to work out how you fracture your scrotum!

So you're in Melbourne hey? Let us know where you're riding and we'll head the other way!

yea and hes got a sore bum so stace and groggles gotta stay away!!

Loz · Post by **Loz** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:51 pm

A VERY sore bum after 500k in the saddle this weekend. It'll be even sorer if my doc finds out I'm riding again

z900/zx9 · Post by **z900/zx9** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:31 pm

Hey Loz maybe you need a colonoscopy to check out if your good from the inside out