Neka wants a hairy chest

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Neka wants a hairy chest

Post by mfzx6r »

Neka after many years of having a smooth chest decides that he wants a hairy chest.

So the next morning he goes to his local doctor.
He tells the doctor that he's sick of having a hairless chest and is there anything that will make hair grow.

The doctor checks him out and tells him the only sure way to make hair grow is to rub vaseline on his chest every night and hair will grow there .

After listening to his doctors advise Neka tells him there's no way that it will work.
The doctor asks why not
and Neka says cause if it did work " I'd have a ponytail growing out my Arse"

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Neka has a hairy chest (just not his), Plas drops by regularly I hear :D
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mick_dundee wrote:Neka has a hairy chest (just not his), Plas drops by regularly I hear :D
mate if i knocked out a few of my teeth, put on abt 50kg and poured wine down my shirt i wouldnt be able to get u out of my house!!
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Only if I was blind drunk though.. and remember, do the same thing but make it 80kg and you get Stace, bolt and all!
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Neka79 wrote:
mick_dundee wrote:Neka has a hairy chest (just not his), Plas drops by regularly I hear :D
mate if i knocked out a few of my teeth, put on abt 50kg and poured wine down my shirt i wouldnt be able to get u out of my house!!


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:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one Marz !!

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Love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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