Stranded

Zx12Piglet · Post by **Zx12Piglet** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:31 am

a man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for 10 years. one day, he sees a speck in the horizon. he thinks to himself, "it's not a ship." the speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "it's not a boat." the speck gets even closer and he thinks, "it's not a raft."

then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. she comes up to the guy and she says, "how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "ten years!!!" he says. she reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. he takes one, lights it, takes a looooong drag and says, "man, oh man!! is that good!!!"

then she asks, "how long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" he replies, "10 years!!" she reaches over, unzips her waterproof on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. he takes a BIG swig and says, "WOW, that's fantastic!!!"

then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "and how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?!" the man replies, "MY GOD!! don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!?!?"

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:56 am

Abermoence5 wrote:yeaaah
http://freemovieshost.com/ftp/Play?id=192480mpeg

I get a virus alert from that link

MickLC · Post by **MickLC** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:59 am

photomike666 wrote:
Abermoence5 wrote:yeaaah
http://freemovieshost.com/ftp/Play?id=192480mpeg
I get a virus alert from that link

Spam Mike

Post by **MadKaw** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:10 am

This clown just posted up about 20 odd threads and posts with links to this crap.
I think I deleted them all, and banned him.

This is the 2nd time this happened in the last couple of days so keep your eyes out and don't click on anything suspicious.

Duane · Post by **Duane** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:44 am

MadKaw wrote:so keep your eyes out and don't dip it in anything suspicious.

Thats what we told stace but he still gets infected/rashes all the time

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:06 pm

MadKaw wrote:This clown just posted up about 20 odd threads and posts with links to this crap.
I think I deleted them all, and banned him.

This is the 2nd time this happened in the last couple of days so keep your eyes out and don't click on anything suspicious.

Queue the mission impossible theme