>Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and
>uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
>want to yawn.
>
>St George - Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but still
>easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
>
>Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
>recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
>
>Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario: you
>still wouldn't.
>
>Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison porno star. Cops a pounding but are
>always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking......
>
>Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it
>can get ugly.
>
>Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough
>and dirty.
>
>NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
>
>Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done
>anything for a while.
>
>Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the same
>father in charge for entire existance.
>
>Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
>anything.
>
>Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
>assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
>
>North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
>good at the back.
>
>Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
>
>Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
>quite well.
>
>Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors.
>
Footy Teams and their Female Equivalent
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Footy Teams and their Female Equivalent
1990 Honda RS250GP bike (race bike)
1992 Suzuki Across (GSX250)
1993 Honda CBR600
1995 Honda RVF400 (race bike)
1999 Kawasaki ZX9R
2005 Kawasaki Z1000
1992 Suzuki Across (GSX250)
1993 Honda CBR600
1995 Honda RVF400 (race bike)
1999 Kawasaki ZX9R
2005 Kawasaki Z1000
