Goose of the Week...definitely

[Che]

Hardest thing I ever carried on a motorcycle was a watermelon between my knees. I couldn't stop to put a foot down or I'd lose the melon so I just crept through the red lights.. Lucky when I reached the barby there were guys there to grab it off me.

[Del]

saw the link on news.com, got a giggle.

who needs panniers...


i use to carry a carton of beer between my feet on the scooter.. my mate with a GPX stuck a bolognaise baked spud up on his gauge area and road 3km home..

all was good til he went to park and crushed the container.. and had bolognaise sauce everywhere!

[Neka79]

stolen off another site-

"what a fucking idiot...i mean seriously..where is his esky?? .. his beer will get warm" or similar....lol


on a side note, jamie use to ride home with a carton on his tank... how else do u get ur beer home??

[Del]

buy a car....

[Slow and wobbly]

The dude was interviewed on seven news tonight.
Story goes thus;
He saw an old BBQ in hard rubbish by the side of the road and couldn't let a bargain go by. So he sat it atop the motorcycle climbed in and then asked a passerby to position the grill and hotplates against his chest! and off he goes!
He also displayed how he collected a couch in a similar fashion! Thing was the BBQ is absolutely cactus, has no burners and rightfully belongs at the tip.
Whats more he states he's a Buddhist! WTF do you cook on a BBQ aside from cows?

[the kid]

Good on him . He got it home ok and didn't f$#K up , so whats the problem ? Too much political correctness these days FFS . We have become so constrained by PC /OH&S bullshit that inventiveness has been overengineered out of our minds .
Wonder what Wilber and Orvil 's neighbours used to say ?
We need mad bastards to keep things in perspective !










thats why we have slow and wobbly

[Flywheels MC]

The dude was interviewed on seven news tonight.
Story goes thus;
He saw an old BBQ in hard rubbish by the side of the road and couldn't let a bargain go by. So he sat it atop the motorcycle climbed in and then asked a passerby to position the grill and hotplates against his chest! and off he goes!
He also displayed how he collected a couch in a similar fashion! Thing was the BBQ is absolutely cactus, has no burners and rightfully belongs at the tip.
Whats more he states he's a Buddhist! WTF do you cook on a BBQ aside from cows?

It's Hindu's that don't eat cows. As far as I know Buddhists eat everything.

Which reminds me of a joke:
Q: Whats a New Zealand Hindu?

A: It lays eggs bro