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[Cath]

OK, it's time for another round of "Caption The Pic".

The winner will be decided by me. The winner may or may not get a prize. They may or may not want the prize! I haven't thought that far ahead yet, as I'm more concerned about what bottle of red I should open after this one's finished
(why yes, Dave is away for the week, which is why I'm game enough to post this. And no I won't crash the forum, I promise)

I'll start off with my contribution, inspired by all the signs in Victoria: "Powernap. Now"

[Strika]

I could have sworn I dropped five cents around here somewhere?

[hoffy]

I lost my keys, there around here somewhere !!

I haven't crashed, I'm just inspecting my darky, fark off !

Hey Mum, look no hands....AND no feet !

Hey, at least im still in front of that farkin Honda !

[SoundGuy]

The track temperature is ?

[mick_dundee]

That prick on the yellow bike bumped me off last lap but i'm gonna fuck him good now, bet he doesn't expect a speed bump on the track!

[6maniac]

"The black & yellow cat stalks the wounded zebra carefully, hoping for a kill !"

[Ratmick]

Bloody contact lenses!!!

After attempting a double overhead pike dismount with a half-twist and a backwards somersault Lorenzo fails to stick the landing and drops out of medal contention.

Ducati, after failing to establish a clear lead in this year's MotoGP manufacturer's championship finally unleashes Plan B, which involves dropping cadavers from the nearest medical school on the track in front of the leading riders from a small stealth-technology helicopter.

Mmmmm...Bridgestone medium compound with a hint of garlic...must be Rossi's!

Mick

[Neka79]

wheres that ferret hole they talked about??

[robracer]

You are a bad lass Cath

"Just braking in the new sparky full body slider"

"Instant marker for target fixation"

"here puss puss puss here puss puss puss"

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[Black Magic]

"What the..... last I remember I was at the KSRC HG shabang! Did someone drop me off at the track on the way??"

[Glen]

"What'd Cath say?....Oh that's right, get down on turn 7 and get some good photo's of me crankin' it in Biatch!!!!!"

[Strika]

"What'd Cath say?....Oh that's right, get down on turn 7 and get some good photo's of me crankin' it in Biatch!!!!!"

Or a variation on that............. "Now, what was it that Cath said?..........Oh that's right, Barry Sheene's and Pierre Francesco Chilli's Numbers were me, and go down on 7!"

[MickLC]

Honda Rider "Tralalalala...wait what's that over there?"
Dave#3 "Bugger, he spotted me"

[Smitty]

Caption..???
ok


oh, no...its that Honda rider again



phark...I knew I laid the bike down....somewhere



wonder if this will get me the job of...KSRC CTD..???
(neka that one is for you )



..now if I roll abit to the right...we can check that the front compression setting on this Honda



shit...I just KNOW the zip pull for my leathers is here somewhere



you are ALL BASTARDS...running over these poor ants




oh geeez...now I gotta change my undies



FUCK that hurt.......Never gunna use Dunlop tyres again






hth

cheers

Smitty

[dave#3]

Everyone's a fucking comic