Smek wrote:maybe in 20 years when I'm the right age for a sex with a person who owns a vagina and boobies and no pee pee, who doesnt require a puncture repair kit, spends less time on her hair than me, has her own podiatrist and doesn't steal my very feminine sun glasses
smek wrote:ok so we've established the fact i'm GAY, how about you lot stop stating the obvious
It took a while, but I think we've perfected... oh and I like those sunniessmek wrote: maybe in 20 years when I'm the right age (to be a sugar daddy) for sex with a pair of much younger voluptous twins who own a brewery and great boobies and no burning sensations when they pee pee, who don't require any clothes, have less hair on them than me, has her own spa and doesn't steal my very feminine sun glasses
