Strika wrote:Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...
Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.
Mate, look, While i Know you're right, You could be a little more sensitive to my feelings. I only showed you mine because you showed me yours first. And frankly, after seeing it, I was shocked and amazed at not only it's girth and length, but also how handsome it looks! I bet now that you are single you have girls chomping at the bit so to speak to let them have a little piece!!! I certainly know that Cath just loves it. She hasn't stopped smiling since!
Strika wrote:Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...
Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.
Mate, look, While i Know you're right, You could be a little more sensitive to my feelings. I only showed you mine because you showed me yours first. And frankly, after seeing it, I was shocked and amazed at not only it's girth and length, but also how handsome it looks! I bet now that you are single you have girls chomping at the bit so to speak to let them have a little piece!!! I certainly know that Cath just loves it. She hasn't stopped smiling since!
Dave let's look at proper..
Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .
Strika wrote:Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...
Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.
Mate, look, While i Know you're right, You could be a little more sensitive to my feelings. I only showed you mine because you showed me yours first. And frankly, after seeing it, I was shocked and amazed at not only it's girth and length, but also how handsome it looks! I bet now that you are single you have girls chomping at the bit so to speak to let them have a little piece!!! I certainly know that Cath just loves it. She hasn't stopped smiling since!
Dave let's look at proper..
Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .
Not entirely
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Strika wrote:Actually Dave, I've been thinking... maybe it might be best to only upgrade your girth to medium, instead of monstrous. Last time I porked your missus, she screamed like a stuck pig. Granted, she couldn't get enough, but she was walking funny for weeks afterwards...
Yeah, go with medium -> it's probably as far as they can stretch it anyway, dude.
Mate, look, While i Know you're right, You could be a little more sensitive to my feelings. I only showed you mine because you showed me yours first. And frankly, after seeing it, I was shocked and amazed at not only it's girth and length, but also how handsome it looks! I bet now that you are single you have girls chomping at the bit so to speak to let them have a little piece!!! I certainly know that Cath just loves it. She hasn't stopped smiling since!
Dave let's look at proper..
Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .
Not totally my fault....well not my fault at all really! Strika's been hanging around a bit and seeing the size of that makes me put two and two together..if you know what I mean???
hoffy wrote:Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .
Not totally my fault....well not my fault at all really! Strika's been hanging around a bit and seeing the size of that makes me put two and two together..if you know what I mean???
Ya gotta admit, she was totally gagging for it. Did you like the video I left for you? I thought it was a nice touch, letting you see her squealing like that. Give's you a benchmark to aim for, so to speak
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" Hunter S. Thompson.
There are really only two questions in life. 1.Which way do i go? 2.What is the lap record?
Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .
Not totally my fault....well not my fault at all really! Strika's been hanging around a bit and seeing the size of that makes me put two and two together..if you know what I mean???
Do you currently touch the sides, or is it like throwing a sausage down a hall way...and are you totally to blame for that.. .
Not totally my fault....well not my fault at all really! Strika's been hanging around a bit and seeing the size of that makes me put two and two together..if you know what I mean???
I can stand the shit if you can stand the pain Mike!!
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" Hunter S. Thompson.
There are really only two questions in life. 1.Which way do i go? 2.What is the lap record?
Why do you want a goat enlargement ?? Run out of gaffa tape ?? try * Hamsters * they are nice and warm (allegedly), and don' squeal (much) and their teeth aren't 'that' big .....
".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."
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sorry if i offended anyone, i will get a brain enlargement somehow? 
