Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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Yep, that sounds like a top idea. Get your phone out and start filming teenage school girls.....

Acutally, it sounds like a good way to get yourself slapped with a pedophile restraining order!
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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aardvark wrote:Yep, that sounds like a top idea. Get your phone out and start filming teenage school girls.....

Acutally, it sounds like a good way to get yourself slapped with a pedophile restraining order!
Great isnt it . We have developed a society that is hell bent on protecting all the scumbags to such an extent that scumbags know this and can get away with being totally obnoxious pricks and have the law back them up .
Thats law as in lawyers , not coppers Ardy . I know coppers can cop abuse from teenage rodents and have to ignore the crap too .

Get your bike sorted ASAP Andi or buy a shit box bike just to get away from the train .
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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javaman wrote:I've been commuting on train since not having a nice bike :( and from time to time learning that it's not the train that puts you off - its the people in it :x. While I have great tolerance and understanding to smelly people, loud (and I mean loud!!) people, etc. I find it those most inconsiderate that pisses me off, like the guy oppossed to me who I had to tell to put his feet down.

But it seems I now encounter a breed of unlikely 'opponents' - small groups of teenage school girls :? ... Last week I had a bottle thrown (but missed) and today a different group of girls proceded to pole-dance right in front of me, one saying (and quote) "pussy...pussy". After which they proceeded to abuse me using 'indian accent'. I'm not originally from here btw. for those who don't know.

I was quite shocked with this behaviour but started calm verbal lecture about having manners, etc. all to no avail.

So the million dollar question is: What would you do in this situation?

Fight fire with fire Mate!! Bruise their ego in return!! Something like......... "Are you kidding? You're ugly and fat!! Like I would want to look at you! How about getting one of your cute friends to do it instead and save me from vomitting hey??"

"Careful on that pole...they are not load rated!"

'that would look great if you were cute and not so fat!!"

try things like his !!!
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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Or you could be plain and just inquiringly ask "wow!!!what school are you girls from?" then if they tell you, just ring the school n complain....

personally i think Red Dave is on the money - get the video out!!! if they take offence...point out that you take offence to THEIR actions..so sit down, and you'll hit delete...
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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Responses have made this the funniest thread I have ever seen on here.
Best one is Hoffy with the fat suggestion.
Or maybe a really loud fart.


Also stand within their personal space & look them down
helps if you are a giant & they are pygmies
also helps if you are female
men hate being towered over & women cant handle it

trains have turned into human zoos
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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sneakypete wrote:
personally i think Red Dave is on the money - get the video out!!! if they take offence...point out that you take offence to THEIR actions..so sit down, and you'll hit delete...
And if that doesnt work, slip a twenny in their school sox while they're swingin on the poles 8) :lol: ;)
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or wear dark tint sunglasses
they wont feel comfortable doing stuff if they cant see your eyes
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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I reckon the best thing you could do to a teenage girl who thinks highly enough of herself to pole dance infront of a total stranger in a public place is to laugh. I would point my finger and laugh hysterically, telling her that she is a little girl who needs to grow up. The 'fat' comment would probably work too. The embarassment would make her think twice before doing it again. I recently had a young male walk right up to me, look me up and down and say ' niiicce'- he was almost walking away half the 'boy' he was. :x

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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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Black Magic wrote:I reckon the best thing you could do to a teenage girl who thinks highly enough of herself to pole dance infront of a total stranger in a public place is to laugh. I would point my finger and laugh hysterically, telling her that she is a little girl who needs to grow up. The 'fat' comment would probably work too. The embarassment would make her think twice before doing it again. I recently had a young male walk right up to me, look me up and down and say ' niiicce'- he was almost walking away half the 'boy' he was. :x
I bet you didn't follow through for fear of hurting his labrador hey Wendy!!!! :lol:
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I agree with the fat comments... Ive also told a few annoying girls that their facial hair was a bit wrong! Asked one if she had an adam's apple... You can actually see them about to cry :lol: Think of it as their initiation in to HTFU school 8)
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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haha

Its all about the put down

"Wow, if you werent so fucking ugly I would say that was some pretty good slut dancing"

lol at facial hair tell her

"please, you should really get rid of the facial hair young man"

I would NOT go about filming girls....
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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Jeebz10R wrote:Its all about the put down

"Wow, if you werent so fucking ugly I would say that was some pretty good slut dancing"
Lol! Pick this one! Good stuff. :lol:

You'll keep Marty...... :P

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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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Tell them not to start what they are not going to finish.
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Re: Train commuting and teenage schoolgirls!

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The pics still aren't loading...
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the kid wrote:But remember one thing , Dave #3 watches videos of rampant Circus Ponies every time Cath goes down the street shopping so dont listen to anything he says . :twisted:
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