
Heated seats anyone?
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Re: Heated seats anyone?
lol... seems we can root all we want on those 40 degrees days

Sperm-making is best at 35.5 degrees celsius, slightly below body temperature, explaining why the scrotum hangs outside the body.

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Re: Heated seats anyone?
What a smart scrotum it is!javaman wrote:Sperm-making is best at 35.5 degrees celsius, slightly below body temperature, explaining why the scrotum hangs outside the body.
2004 ZRX1200R
And on the seventh day Richo ended his work which he had made. Decided resting was for soft cox, straddled the REX and headed up the old road.
And it was good
And on the seventh day Richo ended his work which he had made. Decided resting was for soft cox, straddled the REX and headed up the old road.
And it was good
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Re: Heated seats anyone?
Smart !!!!!................Yes......................!!!!Richo wrote:What a smart scrotum it is!javaman wrote:Sperm-making is best at 35.5 degrees celsius, slightly below body temperature, explaining why the scrotum hangs outside the body.
And it even bounces when you cough.
Multi skilled i think.
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Re: Heated seats anyone?
I know this is such a stupid post .... but anyway ..
The test actually means that some poor bastard had to sit in the heated seats with a scrotom thermometre attached to his dangly bits.
Maybe this should be something to look out for when buying a car. Perhaps they can have a "cooling" section on the seat somewhere????
"Well, I like the colour, the price seems ok ... but how cool will my balls be in this beast????"
The test actually means that some poor bastard had to sit in the heated seats with a scrotom thermometre attached to his dangly bits.

Maybe this should be something to look out for when buying a car. Perhaps they can have a "cooling" section on the seat somewhere????
"Well, I like the colour, the price seems ok ... but how cool will my balls be in this beast????"
2004 ZRX1200R
And on the seventh day Richo ended his work which he had made. Decided resting was for soft cox, straddled the REX and headed up the old road.
And it was good
And on the seventh day Richo ended his work which he had made. Decided resting was for soft cox, straddled the REX and headed up the old road.
And it was good
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Re: Heated seats anyone?
Thanks for posting this Colette! Now I know just what to get Dave for his upcoming birthday
The gift that keeps NOT giving!

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Re: Heated seats anyone?
NEVER FEAR....i have created the perfect vehicle for all you motorcyle loving men who wish to keep their balls well refrigerated and therefore remain "potent".


I plan on living forever..............so far so good!!
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2010 KSRC MotoGP tipping champion
1998 ZX7R
1982 GPZ 550